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Song Parodies -> "Soccer Ma"
Original Song Title:
"Panama"
Original Performer:
Van Halen
Parody Song Title:
"Soccer Ma"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
Stand in front of the crowd
Her son comes, ready for a showdown
Cool guy, heating up all his might
PK's vengeance, zero tolerance
Well your son's doing pretty well
I bet he'll kick that ball
To the field goal
Soccer ma, soccer ma
Soccer ma, soccer ma
Two teams of eleven guys
Had their field goals appealed, everybody's thinking twice
Goaltenders, very brutal players
Got a hands-on feeling of a punt kick
Your daughter's cheering on her brother's team
I bet he might not lose
I'll tell her!
Soccer ma, soccer ma
Soccer ma, soccer ma
Yeah, this match is heating up tonight
I can see all the players on the field going neck and neck
Ah, you look down, the score is tied
There's still time left
Who's winning? Who's losing?
Soccer moms are wowing the crowd
Had a feeling, no more fearing
Punt kicking, ain't no cheating now!
Soccer ma, soccer ma
Soccer ma, soccer ma
Soccer ma, soccer ma
Soccer ma
Her son comes, ready for a showdown
Cool guy, heating up all his might
PK's vengeance, zero tolerance
Well your son's doing pretty well
I bet he'll kick that ball
To the field goal
Soccer ma, soccer ma
Soccer ma, soccer ma
Two teams of eleven guys
Had their field goals appealed, everybody's thinking twice
Goaltenders, very brutal players
Got a hands-on feeling of a punt kick
Your daughter's cheering on her brother's team
I bet he might not lose
I'll tell her!
Soccer ma, soccer ma
Soccer ma, soccer ma
Yeah, this match is heating up tonight
I can see all the players on the field going neck and neck
Ah, you look down, the score is tied
There's still time left
Who's winning? Who's losing?
Soccer moms are wowing the crowd
Had a feeling, no more fearing
Punt kicking, ain't no cheating now!
Soccer ma, soccer ma
Soccer ma, soccer ma
Soccer ma, soccer ma
Soccer ma
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