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Song Parodies -> "Saruman"
Original Song Title:
"Panama"
Original Performer:
Van Halen
Parody Song Title:
"Saruman"
Parody Written by:
McKludge
The Lyrics
Haven't seen a LOTR parody in a while. I know the bridge just breaks into random images, but they're the best rhymes I could come up with.
Who’s that? Quite renowned
Wizard wise, big staff and white gown
Life’s hard, hanging out in Isengard
Used the palantir, now he’s actin’ queer *
Don’t you know he’s turning evil now?
And to the shadows drawn
By Sauron!
Saruman
Saruman
Saruman
Saruman
Building an army, with big war machines
Made to conquer the world, end of man he’s foreseen
White Hand, all the orcs at his command
Gonna send them off to ruin Rohan
Don’t you know he’s breeding Uruk-Hai?
He asks their chief with verve
Whom you serve?
Saruman
Saruman
Saruman
Saruman
Yeah, orcs going off to pick a fight
You can barely see the sun from the storm brewin over them
Ah then Gandalf, he broke the spell,
Banished Wormtongue
Théoden’s, forebodin’
Evil’s coming, flee to Helm's Deep
Gimli’s hairy, Pip and Merry
Ent’s attacking, Orthanc sacking now!
Saruman
Saruman
Saruman
Saruman
Saruman
Saruman!
Wizard wise, big staff and white gown
Life’s hard, hanging out in Isengard
Used the palantir, now he’s actin’ queer *
Don’t you know he’s turning evil now?
And to the shadows drawn
By Sauron!
Saruman
Saruman
Saruman
Saruman
Building an army, with big war machines
Made to conquer the world, end of man he’s foreseen
White Hand, all the orcs at his command
Gonna send them off to ruin Rohan
Don’t you know he’s breeding Uruk-Hai?
He asks their chief with verve
Whom you serve?
Saruman
Saruman
Saruman
Saruman
Yeah, orcs going off to pick a fight
You can barely see the sun from the storm brewin over them
Ah then Gandalf, he broke the spell,
Banished Wormtongue
Théoden’s, forebodin’
Evil’s coming, flee to Helm's Deep
Gimli’s hairy, Pip and Merry
Ent’s attacking, Orthanc sacking now!
Saruman
Saruman
Saruman
Saruman
Saruman
Saruman!
* That's 'queer' as in 'strange,' not 'gay'
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fun look at a good guy gone bad
Enjoyed the parody despite that I'd rather eat paint than read Tolkein or watch films derived therefrom! :-)
Sir Stan, please watch your paint intake, too much lead ,could make you glow in the dark !
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