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Song Parodies -> "Lump"

Original Song Title:

"Jump"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Lump"

Parody Written by:

Aaron Dodson

The Lyrics

Owwww!
I woke up, but was feelin' kinda down
My skin felt rough, and had a spot of dark brown
And I knew this could be a big deal
So I drove to the doc to learn why it wouldn't heal

Ah, can't ya see me layin' here
I got my body in the CAT scan machine
And a whole medical team
Wants to do a biopsy

All 'cause I found a lump. Lump!
I found a lump
I found a lump! Lump!
I found a lump!

They want to know if I work with carcinogens
'Cause I got melanoma and they say it's malignant

So can't ya see me layin' here
They got me hooked up to a big EKG
They're gonna do surgery
More nitrous oxide for me

All 'cause I found a lump. Lump!
I found a lump
I found a lump! Lump!
I found a lump!
Lump!

I found a lump. Lump!
I found a lump
I found a lump! Lump!
I found a lump!
Lump! Lump! Lump! Lump!
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MrMacphisto - June 02, 2008 - Report this comment
lol... you have a way with medical words... 5-5-5
Agrimorfee - June 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Tasteless, but I like it. I would have subbed "they say it's malignant" with "I got a malignance" to rhyme (sort of) with "carcinogens".
mike - January 05, 2019 - Report this comment
yes

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