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Song Parodies -> "Wright The Preacher"
Original Song Title:
"Hot For Teacher"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Van Halen
Parody Song Title:
"Wright The Preacher"
Parody Written by:
Poli-tick-ly Incorrect
The Lyrics
Spoken:
Holy cow, man!
Whaddaya think the preachers gonna rant about this year?
What a butt!
P-preacher stop that screaming, preacher don't you see?
Don't wanna vote for no lowdown fool!
Maybe he should go to hell, but I'm doin' swell
Preacher wants to scold me at his Sunday school
Chorus:
They think of all the reparations that they missed
But then Mr. Barack never seemed quite that pissed
He's so mad, mad, mad
He's Wright the preacher
He's so bad, bad, bad
He's Wright the preacher
Spoken:
Hey, you wanna butt-kiss us, Mr. Barack!
Mr. Wright is an imbecile
His congregation says, "Wright on, man!"
I've heard all his lectures, damn this preacher is so bold
I know about this fool
Hillary looks like Lady Lane, damn she's getting old
Did you ever learn the golden rule?
(Chorus)
Oh man, he's back in Chicago
He don't feel dirty
Elite class dismissed
Holy cow, man!
Whaddaya think the preachers gonna rant about this year?
What a butt!
P-preacher stop that screaming, preacher don't you see?
Don't wanna vote for no lowdown fool!
Maybe he should go to hell, but I'm doin' swell
Preacher wants to scold me at his Sunday school
Chorus:
They think of all the reparations that they missed
But then Mr. Barack never seemed quite that pissed
He's so mad, mad, mad
He's Wright the preacher
He's so bad, bad, bad
He's Wright the preacher
Spoken:
Hey, you wanna butt-kiss us, Mr. Barack!
Mr. Wright is an imbecile
His congregation says, "Wright on, man!"
I've heard all his lectures, damn this preacher is so bold
I know about this fool
Hillary looks like Lady Lane, damn she's getting old
Did you ever learn the golden rule?
(Chorus)
Oh man, he's back in Chicago
He don't feel dirty
Elite class dismissed
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