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Song Parodies -> "Hot For Preacher"
Original Song Title:
"Hot For Teacher"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Van Halen
Parody Song Title:
"Hot For Preacher"
Parody Written by:
Mikey F
The Lyrics
should be sung by a girl, respectively, an extremely perverted one to be exact
oh wow man
wait a seccond, man
what do you think the priest's gunna look like this Sunday?
Pr-Preacher stop that sermin
Preacher, dont you see
I just think youre really cool
Maybe I will go to hell
but I am doing well
Preacher gives his surman oh, so well
I think back on all the Sunday mornings that I missed
but then again the lectures were never quite like this
I am bad
I am bad
I am bad
Im hot for preacher
I am bad, so bad
Im hot for preacher
hey, I hope he'll bless this
Im back
I brought my rosery!
give me somthing to pray for, man
I heard all of your lectures
but, man the bibles old
I didnt know church was this cool
Why are those robes just so damn long
Id like to look up that robe
Id like to know the "Golden Rule"
I think back on all the Sunday mornings that I missed
but then again the lectures were never quite like this
I am bad
I am bad
I am bad
Im hot for preacher
I am bad, so bad
Im hot for preacher
oh man, this lecture really blows
but the man talking is really doing fine
Church dismissed!
I am bad
I am bad
I am bad
Im hot for preacher
wait a seccond, man
what do you think the priest's gunna look like this Sunday?
Pr-Preacher stop that sermin
Preacher, dont you see
I just think youre really cool
Maybe I will go to hell
but I am doing well
Preacher gives his surman oh, so well
I think back on all the Sunday mornings that I missed
but then again the lectures were never quite like this
I am bad
I am bad
I am bad
Im hot for preacher
I am bad, so bad
Im hot for preacher
hey, I hope he'll bless this
Im back
I brought my rosery!
give me somthing to pray for, man
I heard all of your lectures
but, man the bibles old
I didnt know church was this cool
Why are those robes just so damn long
Id like to look up that robe
Id like to know the "Golden Rule"
I think back on all the Sunday mornings that I missed
but then again the lectures were never quite like this
I am bad
I am bad
I am bad
Im hot for preacher
I am bad, so bad
Im hot for preacher
oh man, this lecture really blows
but the man talking is really doing fine
Church dismissed!
I am bad
I am bad
I am bad
Im hot for preacher
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com
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This is.... wrong i think. I'm not quite sure how, but i think it is. =)
"You macked a monk? They got a special place in hell for you!" -- Queen Latifah. "Nice" work.
HAHAHAHAHAHA..you sure it isnt sung by a guy that the Priest Molested? Oh man, im going to hell......
Jordan, man, I dunno if you are serious or what? If not forgive me. If so, check out the meaning of the word 'parody'. This was funny. 5-5-5.
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