Oh wow, glands
Wait a second, man
Whaddaya think my t-shirt's gonna smell like this year? (My butt glands)
(Nooo!)
(Oh, air!)
T-T-T-shirt stop that steaming, t-shirt don't you breathe?
Don't want to be no stunk, foul fool
Maybe I should go to smell, but I'm p-u'ing well
T-shirt seems to heat me after school
I think of all the perspiration that I whiffed
But then my odor was never quite like this
(Foul!) Sweatin' bad, sweatin' bad, sweatin' bad
I'm hot in t-shirt
I'm sweatin' bad, so bad
I'm hot in t-shirt

Hey, I turned the mist on my back
I plugged my nostrils
Simmer my pits with roll-on, man
(Ughhh!)
(Eww, eww, eww!)
I heard about refreshments, refreshments are so cold
I know just how this cools
Little shirt on hairy arms, how can it be so old?
How do you know it's flowin' through?
I think of all the perspiration that I whiffed
But then my odor was never quite like this
(No!) Sweatin' bad, sweatin' bad, sweatin' bad
I'm hot in t-shirt
I'm sweatin' bad, so bad
I'm hot in t-shirt
(Oh, no!)

Oh man, I think my top is soaked
I don't feel balmy
Nasty drip!
(Eww, air!)
I'm sweatin' bad, sweatin' bad, sweatin' bad
I'm hot in t-shirt
(Gross!)
I'm sweatin' bad, sweatin' bad, sweatin' bad
I'm hot in t-shirt
(Gross!)
(Gross!)
Oh, yes I'm hot
(Gross!)
(Gross!)
Oh, yes I'm hot
(Ughhh!)
Oh, my bod!
(Eww!)