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Song Parodies -> "Kavanaugh"
Original Song Title:
"Panama"
Original Performer:
Van Halen
Parody Song Title:
"Kavanaugh"
Parody Written by:
L. D. Obblo
The Lyrics
POTUS sends one to the SCOTUS! *Chuck Schu' = Chuck Schumer
Poor libs, just got clowned
Lies couldn’t keep a good man down
Chuck Schu’ loses one more Waterloo
Watch the girly men cry on CNN
Think how fun another pick would be
when someone’s in an urn -
You, Ginsburg!
Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh
Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh
They brought in actors to make a big scene
We revealed their whole spiel, blew away their smoke screen
Chuck Schu’, here’s another one ya blew
Wish I could be there to savor your gloom
Think how fun another pick would be
when someone’s in an urn -
You, Ginsburg!
Kananaugh, Kavanaugh
Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh
Yeah, Chuck and Diane are distraught tonight
Their narrative got all blown up but they still won’t come off it
Now that Kavanaugh’s got the gig
they need Prozac
Still lyin’, still cryin’
”Gotta bring the FBI in”
Have a feeling we’ll be hearing
non-stop lib’ral heads a-poppin’ now
Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh
Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh
Lies couldn’t keep a good man down
Chuck Schu’ loses one more Waterloo
Watch the girly men cry on CNN
Think how fun another pick would be
when someone’s in an urn -
You, Ginsburg!
Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh
Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh
They brought in actors to make a big scene
We revealed their whole spiel, blew away their smoke screen
Chuck Schu’, here’s another one ya blew
Wish I could be there to savor your gloom
Think how fun another pick would be
when someone’s in an urn -
You, Ginsburg!
Kananaugh, Kavanaugh
Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh
Yeah, Chuck and Diane are distraught tonight
Their narrative got all blown up but they still won’t come off it
Now that Kavanaugh’s got the gig
they need Prozac
Still lyin’, still cryin’
”Gotta bring the FBI in”
Have a feeling we’ll be hearing
non-stop lib’ral heads a-poppin’ now
Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh
Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh
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"Chuck Schu" is an inspired ad lib 555s
Funny enough, but it could have spread more of the "love" for other actors such as Feinstein and Booker--and I'm on the left (so I am happy you left Dr. Ford out of it). Comedy is comedy, after all.
so... when's SNL's "somber opening" to commemorate this "tragedy?" 5s"
It's all over but the screaming, crying, rioting, arson, vandalism, and looting.
@Jonathan -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgO3pBfrgxs . The dig on Susan Collins was particularly my favorite moment.
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