Song Parodies -> "I Can Tell by Your Saggy Pants"

Original Song Title:

"I Can Tell By The Way You Dance"

Original Performer:

"I Can Tell by Your Saggy Pants"

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The Lyrics

Back in the day, there was an urban legend that the “pants sagging” fashion got started as a way of signaling sexual availability to one’s fellow prison inmates. This isn’t actually true (the real origin of that fad has more to do with belts being banned in most prisons). Nevertheless, the fake origin story does make for good parody material.

You can see every time you look into my eyes
I would never shank you like those other guys
Just might do
There’s only just one thing that’s on my mind
One thing I want from you to take for mine

I can tell by your saggy pants
That I’ll be behind you tonight

I’m big and bold, I think you’re hot
And I don’t care if it’s wrong
Where I lay down in this cot
Here in my cellblock is where you belong

I don’t care if all the prison guards get in my way
Ain’t gonna wait another lonely day

I can tell by your saggy pants
That I’m gonna bung you tonight

You quickly learn, don’t drop the soap
Or you’ll be feeling some dong
Guys don’t care if you say “nope”
They’ll think your backdoor is where they belong

I won’t let those other Bubbas have their way with you
You’re gonna be mine only, this is true

I can tell by your saggy pants
That I’m gonna bum you tonight

I can tell by your saggy pants
That I’m gonna bung you tonight

I can tell by your saggy pants
That I’m gonna bang you tonight

I can tell by your saggy pants
That I’m gonna love you tonight

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