We got a full stocked bar
To be consumed tonight
So if you're feeling low
There's vodka and red bull
The spirits here are strong
There's whiskey, gin and clear
Got about fifty guests
So raise your glass and cheers, yeah

Tap the keg, pour beer
Tap the keg, pass it all around here
Tap the keg, pour beer
Tap the keg, and somebody please take my keys

Everybody get drunk tonight
Everybody get drunk tonight
Everybody's f****d up tonight
Everybody get drunk tonight
Everybody's f****d up tonight
Everybody get drunk

We got mixers tonight
The party's getting loud
I got a beer bong
And we're stumbling around

Tap the keg, pour beer
Tap the keg, pass it all around here
Tap the keg, pour beer
Tap the keg, and get it all inside of you

Everybody get drunk tonight
Everybody get drunk tonight
Everybody's f****d up tonight
Everybody get drunk tonight
Everybody's f****d up tonight
Everybody get drunk

Oh my god, no, the cops are here
The neighbors called, they smelled the beer
Hurry and wake everyone
We're busted and this ain't no fun

Everybody
Everybody got drunk tonight
Everybody
Everybody got drunk tonight

The pics on Facebook, they showed our bash
Everybody got drunk tonight
In the morning, we'll feel real smashed

Everybody was drunk last night
Everybody was drink last night
Everybody's f****d up last night
Everybody was drunk last night
Everybody's f****d up last night
Everybody was drunk

Everybody, everyone
Everybody, everyone
(repeat to fade)