Song Parodies -> "Mock the Dinosaur (Chivalry is Dead)"

Original Song Title:

"Walk the Dinosaur"

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Original Performer:

"Mock the Dinosaur (Chivalry is Dead)"

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The Lyrics

(Sir Walter Raleigh famously laid down his velvet cloak upon which Elizabeth I stepped, rather than into a puddle. Chris "Kammy" Kamara, footballer turned pundit, was vilified for offering his seat on public transport to a 'mature' lady)

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It was a day like this, circa 1581
& that potato guy, kept dry the feet of Lizzie One
The rain was spitting down, the Queen was lookin' fine
His cloak was sacrificed, but we had to read it twice
We mock the dinosaur, we mock the dinosaur

Open the door, what the hell for?
Everybody mock the dinosaur
Open the door, what the hell for?
Everybody mock the dinosaur
Open the door, what the hell for?
Everybody mock the dinosaur
Open the door, what the hell for?
Everybody mock the dinosaur

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"Respect" the Queen of Soul, sayin' Rosa's still a rose
Kammy gallantly tried, hell hath no fury-women scorned
So shove your manners man-eth make, you've had your last hoorah
Go back to sleep, now we're awake
Cos we love burnin' bra's
& mockin' dinosaurs, & mockin' dinosaurs

Open the door, what the hell for?
Everybody mock the dinosaur
Open the door, what the hell for?
Everybody mock the dinosaur
Open the door, what the hell for?
Everybody mock the dinosaur
Open the door, what the hell for?
Everybody mock the dinosaur

The trouble with the line, mixed messages with every word
Make obsolete all boys, from the moment of their birth
Looks like the answer to your dreams, is destined not to last
Gone extinct after veggies, having bit 'em in the ...end
& kill the dinosaur, & kill the dinosaur

Open the door, what the hell for?
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Open the door, what the hell for?
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Open the door, what the hell for?
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Open the door, what the hell for?
Everybody kill the dinosaur

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(22.2.24) Van S A'Parody ...(Disclaimer: it's a comedy name only - I'd like to state, there's no offence/confusion intended ...that I'm NOT one of "them"!) ...From 2018-22, the UK music buying public made their 5th consecutive Xmas #1 a parody 'artist' (now a record, surpassing the Beatles). Often, a new artist can announce their arrival with a particularly good cover, made uniquely their own. I'm no singer nor musician, so if you can perform this (or any of mine), please send me a version & lots of royalties!

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