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Song Parodies -> "UPS"

Original Song Title:

"UHF"

Original Performer:

Weird Al

Parody Song Title:

"UPS"

Parody Written by:

The Punster

The Lyrics

Do You Yahoo? Or Bid on Ebay? Or even send anything by the "brown" service? Then this song is for you!
Pack up your antique vase get out your Ebay Guide
Watch outside the window, Big brown truck is coming by
Don't you know that we deliver in the morning
Night and even afternoon
We're going to make an online shopper out of you
Y'all know that it's true, yea

CHORUS:
We'll never bail; rain, sleet or hail
We send it all by UPS
Log on to yahoo; sit around for a while
We send it all by UPS
Don't worry about the mail, forget about your cares
And if we are late, the shipping and handlin' is spared
We send it all, We send it all, By UPS

Call us on the phone, or check us on the Internet
Our 24-hour service hasn't been beaten yet
All you do is put the goods inside a box
Tape it up then send it away
We're pretty sure it'll get there any day
But our promise will still stay, Oh

CHORUS

You can check us all day, you can check us all night
You can check us any time that you will
When our trademark truck comes heading to you
You forget about the delivery bill, yea

CHORUS

We send it all by UPS (UPS)
We send it all by UPS (UPS)
We send it all by UPS (UPS)
We send it all by UPS (we send it all)
We send it all by UPS (UPS)
We send it all by UPS (UPS)
We send it all by UPS (UPS)
We send it all by UPS (we send it all)
We send it all (we send it all) by UPS (we send it)
(We send it) we send (we send it) it all (we send it) by UPS (we send it all)
We send it all by UPS (we send it all)
We send it all by UPS (UPS)
We send it all (we send it all) by UPS (by UPS)
We send it all by UPS
We send it all by UPS (UPS)
We send it all (we send it all) by UPS (we go it)
We send it all by UPS
(repeat while fading)
© Parody City, 2003. Apologys to Weird Al and UHF. Seriously, Its an awsome movie.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 30

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nnnag - September 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Great work! I give it five-five-five!
Zack Attack - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
This song is so good, my parents scream when I sing it! Thumbs up!
Bleco - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
It Was Good.
JIMMY ILGWOM NAZRAT - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Very Very Good!! & funny 5/5/5 from me!! :-) in a little while I will be working on a parody for Weird Al's UHF song, which will be about the YouTube website, but to keep a little more humorous, I will spell the title, UTOOBE instead. So be sure to keep a sharp lookout for it... Thanks! and once again Excellent Parody The Punster! keep it up! :-) J.I.N.

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