I was putting in the third green with my twelve strokes or less
In the good ol' golf course in the city where I live
I was six feet from the pin
But then my legs just plain gave in
And a lot of strokes that I didn't need did it give

I said "Hey you, were you the one that made me fall?"
"Did you kick my legs down on purpose so I'd lose?"
Well now, I've got to go
And if I get it, then I'll show (them)
That I can still beat 'em all, even on the last thing to choose

Ohhhhh, go for par
I really gotta go for par
I don't think that this big shot
Will get me way too far
But go for par
I gotta go, I gotta go

Gotta hit that ball so it goes close enough for a putt
And then aim it so it goes inside the cup
Getting there in two or three
Is not an easy feat, you see
Cause the pin is just about 500 miles up

Ohhhhh, go for par
You know that, I need to, just gotta go for par
I just hit it, where'd it go?
They're in the water, they are!
Aw, go for par
I gotta go, I gotta go



Tell me tell me tell me how to make my drive length grow
Cause go for par, I gotta go

Ohhhhh, go for par
Look at the scoreboard, say I don't need to go for par
Gotta get away from here
So I'll become a star
Go for par
I gotta go, I gotta goooooooo
Go for par
Hey, I really absolutely need right now to go for par
I can use my ESP
To know where all pins are

I gotta go, I gotta go
Oh, go for par
I gotta go, I gotta go
Oh, go for par
I gotta go, I gotta go
Oh, go for par
I gotta go, I gotta go
Oh, go for par
I find the pin, and just lemme go