-> "Dare To Read A Beginner Book"
Original Song Title:
"Dare To Be Stupid"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Dare To Read A Beginner Book"
The Lyrics
PHONICS PRACTICE READERS STINK! GO READ A BEGINNER BOOK! Beginner Books may include Sam & the Firefly, Fish Out of Water, Cats & Hats (THE CAT IN THE HAT), The Fox & the Box (FOX IN SOCKS or GREEN EGGS & HAM), Pop Pop Pop (HOP ON POP) and several more.
Put down that American Girl book and listen to me
Its time for us to join in the fight.
Its time to let your pre-teens grow up to be professional writers
Its time to let the Giraffes attack.
You'd better put all your secrets in the trash
You'd better count your ideas before they go down the drain.
You'd better play some board games before its time
You'd better find yourself an book to read.
You'd better read all of the Beginner Books you can
While Mary Margaret Campbellās not around.
Stick your head in the classroom and get yourself in trouble
Read with your face hidden in a Beginner Book
Read the hand that turns the page
Read off more then you can laugh
What can you do? Dare to read a Beginner Book!
Take some cash,
Go shopping at Barnes & Noble,
Get your brain working now,
I'll show you how you can dare to read a Beginner Book!
You can turn the other way,
You can just give up your ideas,
You can eat a bunch of waffles then forget to leave a tip.
(Dare to be stupid!) Come on and dare to read a Beginner Book,
It's so easy to do, dare to read a Beginner Book!
We're all waiting for you. Let's go!
It's time to make a mountain out of stone blocks
So can I have a volunteer?
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk,
Now it's time for crying in your ocean.
Settle down with a situation. Join the PTA.
Buy some sensible shoes and a gift card.
Then read till you become dizzy and they will put you away.
It's OK. You can dare to read a Beginner Book!
It's like letting a fish out of the water
It's like being on a tree.
It's like I say, you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free.
Dare to read a Beginner Book! (Yes) Why don't you dare to read a Beginner Book?
It's so easy to do. Dare to read a Beginner Book
We're all waiting for you. Dare to read a Beginner Book.
Burn your rope at both ends.
Punch Pleasant Rowland in her mouth.
Beginner Books can be your friends.
You can be a reading achiever.
You can sit around the house and watch The Magic School Bus.
The future's up to you, so what'choo gonna do?
Dare to read a Beginner Book! Dare to read a Beginner Book!
What did I say? (Dare to read a Beginner Book)
Tell me what did I say? (Dare to read a Beginner Book)
It's alright (Dare to read a Beginner Book)
We can read Beginner Books all night (Dare to read a Beginner Book)
Come on, join in the crowd (Dare to read a Beginner Book)
Shout it out loud (Dare to read a Beginner Book)
I can't hear you (Dare to read a Beginner Book)
OK, I can hear you now (Dare to read a Beginner Book)
Let's go!
Dare to read a Beginner Book (Dare to read a Beginner Book?)
Dare to read a Beginner Book (Dare to read a Beginner Book?)
Dare to read a Beginner Book (Dare to read a Beginner Book?)
Dare to read a Beginner Book (Dare to read a Beginner Book?)
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