Put away your radio
Throw out your TV set
We are gonna show you the wonders of the Internet
Don't you know that it has lots of information
And it has lots of gossip, too
It’s gonna make an online junkie out of you
That's what it’s gonna do now

Don't quit your browser
Don't close that tab
They got it all on the World Wide Web
There’s lots of videos
And sweet deals you can grab
They got it all on the World Wide Web
Don't worry 'bout your homework
Forget your pet bird
Just plug in your headphones
And tune out the world
They got it all, they got it all, they got it all on the World Wide Web

Turn off your smartphone and find a place to sit and stay
That paper you’ve been writing
It can wait another day
The web has lots of pictures of adorable kittens
And numerous relatable memes
And lots of other things you have never seen
If you know what I mean, now

Don't quit your browser
Don't close that tab
They got it all on the World Wide Web
There’s lots of videos
And sweet deals you can grab
They got it all on the World Wide Web
Don't worry 'bout your homework
Forget your pet bird
Just plug in your headphones
And tune out the world
They got it all, they got it all, they got it all on the World Wide Web

You can surf all day
You can surf all night
You can surf any time that you want
You can just sit and stare your monitor
And become numb to teases and taunts
Well, now

Don't quit your browser
Don't close that tab
They got it all on the World Wide Web
There’s lots of videos
And sweet deals you can grab
They got it all on the World Wide Web
Don't worry 'bout your homework
Forget your pet bird
Just plug in your headphones
And tune out the world
They got it all, they got it all, they got it all on the World Wide Web