I don't care
If you wreck my car or shave off all my hair
You can go
And run your vacuum during my favorite show
And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know
Anything you want, Amy Hyde, if it makes you happy

But I'm begging you down on my bended knees
Oh, Amy Hyde, just don't touch my Barbie NES game
You can spend my money, you can waste my time
Amy Hyde, I don't mind, but just don't touch my Barbie NES game
Don't touch my Barbie NES game

It's alright
You can play your Victoria Justice every night
I suppose
You can lick the middle out of my oreos
Or start laughing while you're drinking milk so it comes out your nose
And you know I'd do anything to tickle you

But I'm begging you down on my bended knees
Oh, Amy Hyde, just don't touch my Barbie NES game.
You can spit in my face in you're so inclined
Amy Hyde, I don't mind, but just don't touch my Barbie NES game

Oh, no...oh, no...oh, no, don't touch my Barbie NES game
I said oh, no...oh, no...oh, no, just don't touch my...

Use my razor to shave your legs
And eat crackers in bed
Stomp the poodle 'til it's flat
You can even shove a six-inch railroad spike through my head
I can learn to live with that

But now I'm begging you down on my bended knees
Oh, Amy Hyde, just, don't touch my Barbie NES game
You can play it, beat it, complete it blind
Amy Hyde, I don't mind, but just don't touch my...

I said oh, no...oh, no...oh, no, don't touch my Barbie NES game
I said oh, no...oh, no...oh, no, don't touch my Barbie NES game

You can scratch up my CDs, you can drink my chocolate milk
But Amy Hyde, just don't touch my Barbie NES game
You can make me an offer I can't refuse
But Amy Hyde, just don't touch my Barbie NES game
You can play your bongos while I'm trying to snooze
But Amy Hyde, just don't touch my Barbie NES game
You can expose yourself on the six o'clock news
But just, just don't touch my Barbie NES game