-> "J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse"
Original Song Title:
"Spatula City"
Parody Song Title:
"J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse"
The Lyrics
J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse
There's just one place to go for all of your Cheese needs
J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse
J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse
A giant warehouse of cheeses for every occasion. every cheese A-Z from every country A-Z. And because we eliminate the middle man, we can sell all our cheeses factory direct to you. Where do you go if you want to buy name brand cheeses at a fraction of retail cost?
J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse
J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse
And this weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale. Buy nine pounds of cheese (same or mixed), get the tenth one free. Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents. And what better way to say "I love you." than with the gift of cheese?
J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse
J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse
Hello, this is J.D. Roth, president and CEO of J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse. I liked their cheeses so much, I bought the company.
J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse - zillions of locations; we're in the yellow pages under "cheese".
My, where did you get all this yummy port wine cheese?
J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse: We sell cheese, and that's all!
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