-> "Slight Crazy From Quarantine"
Original Song Title:
"Slime Creatures From Outer Space"
Parody Song Title:
"Slight Crazy From Quarantine"
The Lyrics
Here at home ain't what it's been
Since we're forced to quarantine
With that effing virus on the loose
Well, we've tried with puny masks
But they weren't up to the task
Like our politicians, all obtuse
Hitting elders, hitting teens
Boris Johnson, Argentines
It has anybody taken out
First it ravaged Chinese lands
Then it emptied Disneyland
Berlin stinks of fear, and sauerkraut
It got to most peeps here upon my street
The milkman and some dogs
The thot is hot below her sheets
According to her blog
Trading my wife
(Slight crazy from quarantine)
(Slight crazy from quarantine)
It's taking a chunk of the human race
(Slight crazy from quarantine)
There won't be no Christmas Day
Santa too is locked away
Jesus moved to footnote stat' in schools
Left for hookups' just your kin
Now you're damned twice if you sin
All fun not removed is disapproved
Get your hands fast covered you dingus
Get a mask to blunter the bugs
We must hope there's a vaccine cleared
Or all Colombian drugs
Getting depraved
(Slight crazy from quarantine)
(Slight crazy from quarantine)
I'm starting to wish for a padded place
(Slight crazy)
(Slight crazy)
(Slight crazy from quarantine)
(Slight crazy from quarantine)
(Slight crazy from quarantine)
(Slight crazy from quarantine)
(Slight crazy from quarantine)
(Slight crazy from quarantine)
So party down like you're a nun
In 1399
This Covid virus, dayum!
Is a nuisance to mankind
The gubment pass surveillance laws
They hope and pray and spy
So stack up TP, block the doors
And kick back till you die
Look out, because I'm
(Slight crazy from quarantine)
(Slight crazy from quarantine)
I'm makin' a pillow fort for my stress
(Slight crazy from quarantine)
(Slight crazy from quarantine)
The daily six-pack has doubled my weight
(Slight crazy from quarantine)
(Slight crazy from quarantine)
The kids and wife just sprayed me with mace
(They're crazy)
(Slight crazy)
Oh, where did it come from?
What does it do to us?
How did it get to here?
(This virus, this virus)
Why can't we bat it to home?
(This virus, this virus)
Wish I could take it to the curb
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