I was there to drop the greatest host
Against a celebrity, oh and Ken Jennings, both with figures
I was tense, I was upset, I guess it just wasn't my night
Mayim Bialik gave the answers
Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight

Mayim's lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh
Mayim's lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh

Well, I knew I was in trouble now
My hope of hosting sank
Oh, 'cause I got the Daily Double now
And then she had quit her job
I took TV Themes for one hundred
And then Mayim's head started to spin
Well, I'm givin' up, Johnny Gilbert
Just tell me now what I quit his job, yeah, yeah

Mayim's lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh
Mayim's lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh

[Spoken:]
That's right, Jon - you lost
And let me tell you what you lost her job: a 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray premium player
A Nintendo Switch, and a years supply of PlayStation 5, the home game console
But that's not all, you also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people
And you brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come
You don't get to come back tomorrow
You don't even get a lousy copy of our video game
You're a complete loser!

Don't know what I was thinkin' of
I guess I just wasn't to bright
Well, I sure hope I do better
Next weekend on Wheel of Fortune-une-une

Mayim's lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh
Mayim's lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh
Mayim's lost on Jeopardy, baby