Don't say that A-name and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your chipmunks grow up to be fighters
It's time to make every wrong right
You better put all your nuts in one basket.
You better count school students before they leave
You better rob a liquor store,it's time
You better watch Goggle Five,I believe

Don't ever squeeze all the Charmin you can
When Mr. Whipple's been around
Stick your head out of the window,your boss says "you're banned"
Sing with your mouth full.
Fight the friends that know you
Fight like it's red,green,and blue
But who are you?
Being Dave Seville

Buy yourself a froggie
Look for Kermit the frog
Mojojojo says "you're dumb"
I think you're numb
You are being Dave Seville

You can throw a ton of bombs
Kick a teacher in the crotch
There's the Doris Roberts show,it's the show you can watch
Being Dave Seville

Come on,I'm being Dave Seville
It's so easy to do
We're all waiting for you
Let's go!

You had a good time,just ride on a treadmill.
So can I have a volunteer?
There's no time for doing an overkill
Now you're fond of drinking too much beer.
Settle down,raise a family,join the P.T.A.
Buy some bad cover songs,not a Chevrolet
This party can be fun,they won't drag you away.
It's not... easy being Dave Seville

It's like Alvin without
Theodore and Simon
As I would said,you should always come back for more
Being Dave Seville

Yes. Why are you being Dave Seville
It's so easy,so easy to do
We're all waiting for you
Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift box in your room
Mashed potatoes won't be your friends

You were still an underachiever
You can sit around the house
And watch the Angry Beavers
That Simon's up to you
Like Winnie the Pooh
Being Dave Seville
Being Dave Seville

What did I say?
(Being Dave Seville)
Tell me, what did I say?
(Being Dave Seville)
It's all right
(Being Dave Seville)
We can be Seville all night
(Being Dave Seville)
Come on, join the crowd
(Being Dave Seville)
Shout it out loud
(Being Dave Seville)
I can't hear you
(Being Dave Seville)
Okay, I can hear you now
(Being Dave Seville)