"I Don't Know The Original" by Steve Kalafut
One of the things which I like to do,read parodies on Amiright
Will they catch my eye or will they slide on by?
Will some of them be outta sight? They just mi-yi-yight
If I don't know the original song,how will I know if it jives?
Would it be ok,or would it be wrong
If I still voted five? Gave you fi-yi-yives
I said,I don't know the original,but I like this
I said, I don't know the original,but I like,still like your parody
I really really really really do do do do do,hey!

"Fred Krueger" by Chris Bodily TM
Lives on Elm Street,man he's from hell
Freddy will cut you down to smithereens
scarred old shasher kills you when you're sleepin' tight
Nightmares on Elm Street,just around midnight
Fred Krueger how come you ain't so good?
Fred Krueger just like a slasher should

"You Can Only Use Twelve Point Font(classroom Opera #5)" by Michael Florio
I just wrote an essay about redemption
It was fine,but teacher said
That my word count's incorrect,and
That the pages did not reach ten
You can only use 12 point font
You can only use 12 point font
You can only use 12 point font
'Cause it shortens lines
So you must write
More than you need

"Deep Fried Chicken" by Chris Pollman
It's the Deeeeeeeeeep fried chicken
Gimme,gimme,gimme that deep fried blues

"Sundered My Thumb" by John A. Barry
Sundered my thumb
When I brought that hammer down
Sundered my thumb
I guess I should have learned to pound
Came down on me
Missed the nail; hit the knuckle square
Up my arm the pain had run
I'd sundered my thumb

"Super Tuesday" by John Jenkins
So goodbye super Tuesday
You're the reason I withdrew
Since you were my Waterloo day
I'm not gonna miss you

"TISS-UE" by Stuart McArthur
Boo hoo hoo-oo hoo-oo,boo hoo hoo-oo hoo-oo,boo hoo hoo-oo
Boo hoo hoo-oo hoo-oo,boo hoo hoo-oo hoo-oo,boo hoo hoo-oo

"Re-Election For The President" by Syncronos
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Won many a man's soul and faith
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
It's election time and it's the
Nature of my game

"There's Moss on My Shroud" by Merry & Pippin
I said Hey! Eeew! There's moss on my shroud!
Hey! Eeew! There's moss on my shroud!
Hey! Eeew! There's moss on my shroud!
Planted in ground and ooze now sprouts

"Fatter" by Charlie Decker
Shadoobie...fatter,shadoobie...fatter
Burgers,french fries,chocolate shake
And cake and cake and cake and cake
Look at these,pants in tatters!
Shadoobie...
I'm fatter
Shadoobie...fatter

"Let's Beat George Bush Together" by Michael Pacholek
We're gonna get him on Election Day, oh, whoa! (Let's beat George Bush together!)
No excuses down in F-L-A, oh, no! (Let's beat George Bush together!)
He'll satisfy his every greed! (His every greed!)
And that's why we must beat the G.O.P.!
Oh,my,my,my,my,oh!
Let's beat George Bush together!
Work hard from now 'til November!
Let's beat George Bush together now! (Ba-da-da-da, bop-bop-ba-da-da)

"You Will Get More Propaganda" by William Tong
You will get more propaganda
You will get more propaganda
I will lie,I will lie,I will lie,I will lie
You will get more
You will get more
You will get more propaganda,propaganda,propaganda
Hey!