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Your backyard just seems plain
With the flowers and knick-knacks
I can see your rose bush dying
I can bring that beauty back
Leave it all up to me
I'm the landscaper you need

I just need some big clippers
Cutting branches down, shaping up the ends
I'd take the greatest care, cutting
Just like Edward Scissorhands

Yeah

Ah, my drummer claims he's Ringo Starr
But he's Chinese..man, I am such a nerd
Sued the studio...I released a turd
And the studio...sued back I heard
Screw the studio! oh oh oh

My girl has to potty all the time
Potty all the time
Potty all the time
My girl has to potty all the time
Potty all the time!
She potties all the time.

Say bleu, say brie
Say Monterey Jack
You know, it is all cheese
Say bleu, say brie
Say Monterey Jack
It's just cheese

We're gonna kill these nasty three hundred bugs (step right on their backs)

We're gonna kill these nasty three hundred bugs (in a sink by the bath)

That's butt
You eat
Ooo... that's butt
This is butt you eat
When you chew that meat

Ya ya ya, do the spoofin polka
(Everybody now)
Ya ya ya, do the spoofin polka

I got bit
F**k Planty! I got bit!
See my Venus
It gets longer
When desired

Brady
Brady Bunch
Make their housewife cook the food, huh
Oh that Brady Bunch




Oh help me Dr. Zaius!
Oh help me Dr. Zaius!
Oh help me Dr. Zaius!
Oh

Ghosts, ghouls, and witches to.
A guy in a Scream mask, oh what to do.
C'mon, I yelled "Trick or Treat", c'mon.

Damn I can't reach
I'll stand on a seat
Still I can't reach
Falling would kill me
But I have my ID
I told you i'm 18
You think i'm crazy