-> "Rat"
Original Song Title:
"Fat"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Rat"
The Lyrics
My body is tiny, and very small
You'll see me living in your wall
I'm so little people don't treat me right
That's why I only come out at night
Come on, come on, come on save me a bite
I'm so small, don't step on me
And I always have to run and flee
Life is tough for rats
I always get chased by cats
My dinner is crumbs
I got to complain
If I don't eat more
I think I'll go insane
Because I'm a rat a rat come on
(Rat rat hairy scary rat)
You know I'm a rat a rat throw me a bone
(Rat rat hairy scary rat)
Why don't you just leave me alone
(Rat rat hairy scary rat)
Don't you call me creepy, or crawly
Because you know I'm only a rat
Well you know I'm worse then a mouse
And I'm living inside you're house
Living is worse than a man
I have to sleep in a sardine can
Finding food until the day is done
That is the life for all vermin
To all the women
I give quit a scare
Then they scream
And pull out there hair
Because I'm a rat a rat come on
(Rat rat hairy scary rat)
You know I'm a rat a rat throw me a bone
(Rat rat hairy scary rat)
Why don't you just leave me alone
(Rat rat hairy scary rat)
Don't you call me creepy, or crawly
Because you know I'm only a rat
The life of a rat
Is a load of crap
To get some food
I gotta get caught in a trap
Because I'm a rat a rat come on
(Rat rat hairy scary rat)
You know I'm a rat a rat throw me a bone
(Rat rat hairy scary rat)
Why don't you just leave me alone
(Rat rat hairy scary rat)
Don't you call me creepy, or crawly
Because you know I'm only a rat
Because I'm a rat a rat come on
(Rat rat hairy scary rat)
You know I'm a rat a rat throw me a bone
(Rat rat hairy scary rat)
Why don't you just leave me alone
(Rat rat hairy scary rat)
Don't you call me creepy, or crawly
Because you know I'm only a rat
Because I'm a rat a rat come on
(Rat rat hairy scary rat)
You know I'm a rat a rat throw me a bone
(Rat rat hairy scary rat)
Why don't you just leave me alone
(Rat rat hairy scary rat)
Don't you call me creepy, or crawly
Because you know I'm only a rat
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