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Song Parodies -> "Wolf Lost on Jeopardy"
Original Song Title:
"I Lost on Jeopardy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Parody Song Title:
"Wolf Lost on Jeopardy"
Parody Written by:
metaphorsbwithu
The Lyrics
Well, we all know people like Wolf Blitzer, Charlie Gibson, Katie Couric, and Brian Williams aren't that smart. So Wolf getting "Blitzed" on Jeopardy was no surprise. The up-side is that comedians and actors moved up a notch in the public eye with Wolf getting humiliated by ... Keith Olbermann and Chris "Tingles" Matthews? No! By comedian Andy Richter and Emmy-winning actress Dana Delaney. Here, I hope, Mr. Wolf will be forever immortalized:
WOLF LOST ON JEOPARDY
Uhhhhhhh …
Wolf was there to represent all the news guys on Jeopardy
Against an actress and comedian named Dana and Andy
He was dense, he was vapid
Such a teachable moment
Always mocked Palin and Bush
We finally saw liberals under the light-ight-ight
Thanks Dana and Andy!
Wolf lost on Jeopardy
Badly!
(Oooh)
Cried Wolf on Jeopardy
Sadly
(Nooo!)
Well, we knew he was in trouble soon
He got Julia’s name wrong
Didn’t know just where Jesus was born
Shoulda used that big gong!
Good thing Wolf’d eaten at the White House
For that avoided total grief
Alex gave some cheese to the mouse
With an answer to “What’s Kobi beef?”
Elitist!
Wolf lost on Jeopardy
Badly
(Oooh)
Cried Wolf on Jeopardy!
Sadly!
(Oooh!)
"That's right Wolf -- you lost! Now let John tell what you didn't win: '
"A special deluxe set of the best liberal movies ever on DVD, a case of Kobi beef, “Know Your Power” by Nancy Pelosi, the San Francisco shrew. But that's not all!
"You made Palin and Dubya look brilliant in front of millions of people! And you brought shame and disgrace on Katie and Charles for generations to come!
"Now go back to your teleprompter! Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann are dyin’ to have you on to explain why they’re not all losers!!"
Don’t know what you were thinking of
Just take your lumps; you lost the fight
But here’s some thoughts for your head
Say, “Wolf’s been blitzed, to all Good Night-ight-ight!
Wolf lost on Jeopardy
Badly
(Oooh)
Cried Wolf on Jeopardy
Sadly
(Oooh)
(Nooo!)
Wolf lost on Jeopardy
Badly
Cried Wolf on Jeopardy
Sadly
(Oooh)
(Nooo!)
(Repeat and fade)
Uhhhhhhh …
Wolf was there to represent all the news guys on Jeopardy
Against an actress and comedian named Dana and Andy
He was dense, he was vapid
Such a teachable moment
Always mocked Palin and Bush
We finally saw liberals under the light-ight-ight
Thanks Dana and Andy!
Wolf lost on Jeopardy
Badly!
(Oooh)
Cried Wolf on Jeopardy
Sadly
(Nooo!)
Well, we knew he was in trouble soon
He got Julia’s name wrong
Didn’t know just where Jesus was born
Shoulda used that big gong!
Good thing Wolf’d eaten at the White House
For that avoided total grief
Alex gave some cheese to the mouse
With an answer to “What’s Kobi beef?”
Elitist!
Wolf lost on Jeopardy
Badly
(Oooh)
Cried Wolf on Jeopardy!
Sadly!
(Oooh!)
"That's right Wolf -- you lost! Now let John tell what you didn't win: '
"A special deluxe set of the best liberal movies ever on DVD, a case of Kobi beef, “Know Your Power” by Nancy Pelosi, the San Francisco shrew. But that's not all!
"You made Palin and Dubya look brilliant in front of millions of people! And you brought shame and disgrace on Katie and Charles for generations to come!
"Now go back to your teleprompter! Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann are dyin’ to have you on to explain why they’re not all losers!!"
Don’t know what you were thinking of
Just take your lumps; you lost the fight
But here’s some thoughts for your head
Say, “Wolf’s been blitzed, to all Good Night-ight-ight!
Wolf lost on Jeopardy
Badly
(Oooh)
Cried Wolf on Jeopardy
Sadly
(Oooh)
(Nooo!)
Wolf lost on Jeopardy
Badly
Cried Wolf on Jeopardy
Sadly
(Oooh)
(Nooo!)
(Repeat and fade)
"Give me: Dim-witted teleprompter-readers who pass for reporters for $100 Alex!" :-D
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Saw the clip on 'Wolf' on Jeopardy! Boy, was he having such a rough time? Reminds me of Sean Connery on SNL's version on Celebrity Jeopardy where he doesn't get the single answers right! I also like your narrative spoof in the middle of the instrumental! Well, you earned a final score of $555,000 in the Final Jeopardy round! BTW, I imagine a spoof of the music vid would be made for this!
Funny and sharp, Meta. Ooh, I didn't know they had the celebs on; I'll watch these to see how much they dumb down the questions - like on SNL
Another great one, Forsby! (I liked the list of prizes and the outro, especially!) ;)
Funny Parodies for $1000, please Alex. Nice one meta4 (or do you prefer Forsby?) I remember a celeb. Jep. when Al Michaels of sportscasting fame just stood there like a deer in the headlights. I don't think he even rang in to answer until the Double Jeopardy round! It surprised me, thought he would be sharper than that, but it was pitiful.
Sec. Code is 2TT, where are you Tommy? :-D
I both resent and resemble this great parody!
Christie M - Thanks for all the kind words and I'm just so glad we have so much good material to draw from. :-D
Timmy1000 - Oh, you're right about the questions. If you weren't aware, Wolf wound up $4,600 IN THE HOLE but they GAVE him $1,000 to go to the Double Jeopardy round. The question was a gimmee! You can look it up. :-D
Fiddlegirl! Thanks so much. Yeah, I thought the prizes were pretty funny. Just wish Don Pardo was still with us!
blackjack21 - Oh I answer to several names so either variation is fine. The Al Michaels thing is a little surprising because I remember how he became an impromptu reporter when they had that earthquake during the World Series way back when. Of course, I guess even guys who stand in front of a camera can get intimidated in a format like that.
Nice of you to be a good sport about it, Wolf. ;-)
Timmy1000 - Oh, you're right about the questions. If you weren't aware, Wolf wound up $4,600 IN THE HOLE but they GAVE him $1,000 to go to the Double Jeopardy round. The question was a gimmee! You can look it up. :-D
Fiddlegirl! Thanks so much. Yeah, I thought the prizes were pretty funny. Just wish Don Pardo was still with us!
blackjack21 - Oh I answer to several names so either variation is fine. The Al Michaels thing is a little surprising because I remember how he became an impromptu reporter when they had that earthquake during the World Series way back when. Of course, I guess even guys who stand in front of a camera can get intimidated in a format like that.
Nice of you to be a good sport about it, Wolf. ;-)
LOL! 555
Thanks, Johnathan! I take it you were amused as much as I was. :-D
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