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Song Parodies -> "Last Rolo"
Original Song Title:
"Last Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Wham!
Parody Song Title:
"Last Rolo"
Parody Written by:
Jason
The Lyrics
Do you love anyone enough to give them your last Rolo?
Last Rolo, I saved it for you
But unfortunatly, you had to dump me
Next time, to ease my heartache,
I'll save it for my new girlfriend
Last Rolo, I saved it for you
But unfortunatly, you had to dump me
Next time, to ease my heartache,
I'll save it for my new girlfriend
My heartache, is so bad
I loved you so much, yet you made me so mad
Say to me babe, did you really love me?
It's such a long time, you're single and lonely
(My last Rolo), I kept it safe and wrapped it
Sent a text saying "My Honey" I meant it
I can see what a twit I've been
But if we hugged and kissed I know I'm foolish again
Last Rolo, I saved it for you
But unfortunatly, you had to dump me
Next time, to ease my heartache,
I'll save it for my new girlfriend
Last Rolo, I saved it for you
But unfortunatly, you had to dump me
Next time, to ease my heartache,
I'll save it for my new girlfriend
At the nightclub, girls having fun
I'm flirting with them, One calls me "Hun"
Oh please, I thought you were someone to rely on
Me?
I guess I was a shoulder to cry on.
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
A man under cover but you tore me apart
Now I've found a real love you'll never fool me again
Last Rolo, I saved it for you
But unfortunatly, you had to dump me
Next time, to ease my heartache,
I'll save it for my new girlfriend
Last Rolo, I saved it for you
But unfortunatly, you had to dump me
Next time, to ease my heartache,
I'll save it for my new girlfriend
But unfortunatly, you had to dump me
Next time, to ease my heartache,
I'll save it for my new girlfriend
Last Rolo, I saved it for you
But unfortunatly, you had to dump me
Next time, to ease my heartache,
I'll save it for my new girlfriend
My heartache, is so bad
I loved you so much, yet you made me so mad
Say to me babe, did you really love me?
It's such a long time, you're single and lonely
(My last Rolo), I kept it safe and wrapped it
Sent a text saying "My Honey" I meant it
I can see what a twit I've been
But if we hugged and kissed I know I'm foolish again
Last Rolo, I saved it for you
But unfortunatly, you had to dump me
Next time, to ease my heartache,
I'll save it for my new girlfriend
Last Rolo, I saved it for you
But unfortunatly, you had to dump me
Next time, to ease my heartache,
I'll save it for my new girlfriend
At the nightclub, girls having fun
I'm flirting with them, One calls me "Hun"
Oh please, I thought you were someone to rely on
Me?
I guess I was a shoulder to cry on.
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
A man under cover but you tore me apart
Now I've found a real love you'll never fool me again
Last Rolo, I saved it for you
But unfortunatly, you had to dump me
Next time, to ease my heartache,
I'll save it for my new girlfriend
Last Rolo, I saved it for you
But unfortunatly, you had to dump me
Next time, to ease my heartache,
I'll save it for my new girlfriend
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Namesake, your pacing was practically flawless to an open mind. Can you see the reason why so many of the good people that visit AmIRight decided to skip this parody? It's because Christmas takes place on the other side of the year, my boy. I know that that is unfair, but such is life. And bigotry. I also wish to add that the second half of your second verse is identical to the original's. The 'last Rolo' commercials are pretty funny, and I'm afraid that you haven't exploited the full potential of your subject.
Thanks for your comment. The second verse was actually rushed for some reason. But I do appreciate your feedback all the same.
There is something else I want to add. Why why WHY did Fitu Petaia whos incredibly dire parody "Last Graduation" got many more votes and comments than mine did? I put a lot of effort into writing my parody, yet Last Graduation looks like it was written by some drunks bashing away at a PC keyboard. Just doesn't make sense!
I skipped this first time around probably for the same reason many others did: I Don't Know The Original Song (DKTOS).
Jason, as for that other parody you mentioned getting more votes and comments, take a look at said votes and comments. They're not exactly what one looks for when writing a parody. You have to screw up beyond the realm of horrible for someone to ask if you are related to George Hamilinton IV.
Back to your work here, I'll trust the pacing is good, though it could have been funnier by changing up the choruses.
Jason, as for that other parody you mentioned getting more votes and comments, take a look at said votes and comments. They're not exactly what one looks for when writing a parody. You have to screw up beyond the realm of horrible for someone to ask if you are related to George Hamilinton IV.
Back to your work here, I'll trust the pacing is good, though it could have been funnier by changing up the choruses.
Ok fair enough Red Ant, sorry I just found it frustrating that i got only 2 votes! Anyway I agree with what you said about "Last Graduation", even though I don't exactly know who George Hamilinton IV is!! Im currently working on another parody at the moment, so I'll see how that attracts votes when its on the site.
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