Song Parodies -> "Tattered Pantlegs (I'm never wearing pants again...)"

Original Song Title:

"Careless Whisper"

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Original Performer:

"Tattered Pantlegs (I'm never wearing pants again...)"

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The Lyrics

This is my entry into the Artistry WHAM round...to get the true feel, you must imagine that eerie saxophone melody replaced with a pair of bag pipes...Also, for the uninitiated: regimental = going commando...

I feel so unsure
As I take my pants and leave the dre-ssing room door
Feeling kinda shy, mirror doesn’t lie
But this thing is comfortable…tell my pants goodbye

I'm never wearing pants again
Kilted pleats have got such freedom
Feel a breeze on my rear end
It’s feeling kinda cool

I’m puttin’ off denim for a tartan blend
To wear this kilt that feels like heaven
So I'm never wearing pants again
My days with pants are through

I could never mend
My tattered pant legs…or their frayed ends
Since I’ve got the guile…’hang around’ a while
Just forgo those boxer briefs…go re-gimental* style!

I'm never wearing pants again
Kilted pleats have got such freedom
Feel a breeze on my rear end
It’s feeling kinda cool

Shoulda known better than to peek my friend
(Shoulda known better…yeah)
No boxer briefs will block your vision
‘Cause I'm never wearing pants again
My days with pants are through
…Even without my drawers on…

Tonight I feel a breezy draft
You want pants on me? Are ye daft?
Trust me, it's better this way
Don’t have no tidy whities getting in the way!

The freedom feels so good, my brother
So try it now! You’ll want no other
And THROW those ugly pants away!
I say!

I'm never wearing pants again
Kilted pleats have got such freedom
Feel a breeze on my rear end
It’s feeling kinda cool

I’m puttin’ off denim for a tartan blend
To wear this kilt that feels like heaven
So I'm never wearing pants again
My days with pants are through

(No pants are on!)
NO pants are on!
(No pants are on!)
To wear them now feels wrong!
So wrong! Might as well be wearing a thong…

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Matthias - April 18, 2011 - Report this comment

Aye Scotty! Brilliant! Damn... You're on a bit of a roll since you've been back.

Agrimorfee - April 25, 2011 - Report this comment

Billy Connolly should sing this, made me giggle with joy, brother!

Blaydeman - April 27, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) RIGHT ON! Long live the Scots!

Rex - May 08, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Oh no, someone kilt Synchronos! BTW, we'd all appreciate it if you wouldn't hang upside down on the monkey bars...

bobpiecheese - May 10, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Well, that was...interesting. Very unique idea, and you pulled it off fantastically. 555 for you, laddie!

Below Average Dave - May 11, 2011 - Report this comment

This was friggin hilarious, hope you vote in time to keep your points because you easily won my 5, at first I thought this was going to be similar to my own parody of this song--boy was I wrong--GREAT parody

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