Oh-oh, oh-oh, ooh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh

Ambitious, that's all that you are
Normally that's okay, but you take the cake
I fear your dreams won't be near
Because they're a tad bit mental
Ambitious to become the Tsar
Of your own land one day, high bar, I must say (afraid I must say)
I fear you've had too much beer
You killed all your Sims last rental (rental)

You wish things, that's all right
But they're all stupid, won't sugar-coat or lie
Tell me, buddy, you're allergic to bees
So why plan to rear a bee army? It seems
Your ambitions have a few key steps missin'
So I'm not sayin' it's wrong to be thinkin'
That you'll save your cash and be rich
But shouldn't that mean now's not the time to buy gold shit?

Ambitious, that's all that you are
Cause what's wrong is the way you go 'bout it, mate (cause it's the wrong way)
I fear your dreams won't come near
Who wants to hear polka metal (metal)?
Ambitious, it's quite the sad farce
That you think you'll be great at hikin' all day
Oh dear, you've forgot your fear
Of anythin' that has petals (petals), oh-oh

Oh-oh, dumb buddy
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Keep findin' you perched with tired eyes
Online, hopin' you can stroke luck and find
Someone who also wants a small plane to fly on
But by small you mean a flea couldn't ride on it
Must be a bummer when you tried really hard
To find online brothers who all wanna play darts (so very sharp)
Ooh-hoo, truth is no-one's that nuts to play in tornado winds

Ambitious, that's all that you are
Nobody wants to trade your jewels for their face (your stupid-ass face)
I fear they're fake like croc tears
And the "take their face" bit's mental (mental)
Ambitious, just scale down your heart (scale down your heart)
Cause it's too hard to make the next Youtube craze (can't make the next craze)
I fear you'll crack from the mere (oh-oh)
Comment section, they're not gentle (oh, gentle)

Feel for you, brother, but you try way too hard (know zilch 'bout trademarks)
Don't try for another plan, you've got a good heart
But I still fear
You'll claim I'm just jealous of your plan for Codfish Rental
Mental
Nonsense