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Song Parodies -> "Last Christmas (A Pre-Covid Christmas)"

Original Song Title:

"Last Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wham!

Parody Song Title:

"Last Christmas (A Pre-Covid Christmas)"

Parody Written by:

D-Boz

The Lyrics

Got the idea of parodying this Christmas classic and seeing as last Christmas in a pre-Covid world was one of far fewer worries than the Christmas ahead of us, I realized I could still use the same title and the two first words of the chorus in the original to compare the peace and bliss of last Christmas to the current circumstances we face today and whether we'll have anything close to a normal Christmas at all, and adding some hope for things to go back to normal by next Christmas.
Last Christmas was normal for us
If we only had known the troubles to come
This year to keep us all safe
We'll spend it in isolation

Last Christmas was normal for us
If we only had known the troubles to come
This year to keep us all safe
We'll spend it in isolation

This virus came from Wuhan
And it spread worldwide and social life had but gone
Empty cities, we were isolated
Oh, it's been a year so quite complicated

"Happy Christmas!", I wrote a mail and sent it
With a note saying "This year sucks!" I meant it
Now I miss what life used to be
No Christmas kiss for us, when will we all be free?

Last Christmas was normal for us
If we only had known the troubles to come
This year to keep us all safe
We'll spend it in isolation

Last Christmas was normal for us
If we only had known the troubles to come
This year to keep us all safe
We'll spend it in isolation

Parties are just not happening
We're staying inside present wrapping
My God, I thought we would have a celebration
Now, it's all just loneliness and frustration

With masks on our faces we greet six feet apart
And zooming our loved ones with great joy in our hearts
Now we'd better get a vaccine and we'll rejoice again

Last Christmas was normal for us
If we only had known the troubles to come
This year to keep us all safe
We'll spend it in isolation

Last Christmas was normal for us
If we only had known the troubles to come
This year to keep us all safe
We'll spend it in isolation

With masks on our faces we greet six feet apart
And zooming our loved ones with great joy in our hearts
Maybe next year
We won't be in iso-, we won't be in isolation

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Christina MacGregor - December 15, 2020 - Report this comment
Can my family sing this parody for Christmas? I could send you a link when we are done- lol. :D

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