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Song Parodies -> "Don't Hit the Head Before You Go Go"

Original Song Title:

"Wake Me Up Before Yo Go-Go"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wham!

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Hit the Head Before You Go Go"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

Stink bug
Stink bug
Stink bug
Stink bug

You put the {*GUNSHOT, GUNSHOT*} into my heart (hoo, hoo)
You send my soul to hell when your hating starts
Stink bug into my brain (yeah, yeah)
Goes a {*GUNSHOT, GUNSHOT, GUNSHOT*} 'til my feet do the same
But something's bugging you (ha-ha, ha-ha)
Something ain't right (ha-ha, ha-ha)
My best friend told me what you did last night (ha-ha, ha-ha)
Left me asleep in the dog's bed (ha-ha, ha-ha)
I was dreaming, but I should have been with me instead (ha-ha)

Don't hit the head before you go-go
Please leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Don't hit the head before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you commit suicide
Don't hit the head before you go-go
'Cause I'm planning on going solo
Don't hit the head before you go-go
'Cause I'm not ready tonight
I wanna commit suicide (yeah, yeah)

You take the blue skies out of my way (hoo, hoo)
You make the sun shine dimmer than Doris Day
Turned a bright spark completely black (no, no)
My beats per minute never been the same
'Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool (ha-ha, ha-ha)
It makes me crazy when you act so cruel (ha-ha, ha-ha)
Come on, baby, let's not fight (ha-ha, ha-ha)
We'll go shitting, everything will be all right (ha-ha)

Don't hit the head before you go-go
Please leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Don't hit the head before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you commit suicide
Don't hit the head before you go-go
'Cause I'm planning on going solo
Don't hit the head before you go-go
'Cause I'm not ready tonight
I wanna commit suicide (yeah, yeah, yeah)


Stink bug (baby)
Stink bug (woo)

Fuck me up, baby, move in tight
We'll go shitting tomorrow night
It's cold out there, but it's warm on the loo
They can poop, we'll stay home instead

Stink bug

Don't hit the head before you go-go
Please leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Don't hit the head before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you commit suicide
Don't hit the head before you go-go
'Cause I'm planning on going solo
Don't hit the head before you go-go
'Cause I'm not ready tonight

Don't hit the head before you go-go (don't you dare)
Please leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
(Leave me hanging on like a yo-yo, yo-yo, yo)
Don't hit the head before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you commit suicide
(Take me pooping)
(A {*GUNSHOT, GUNSHOT, GUNSHOT, GUNSHOT*}, oh)
Don't hit the head before you go-go
'Cause I'm planning on going solo
(A {*GUNSHOT, GUNSHOT, GUNSHOT, GUNSHOT*})
Don't hit the head before you go-go (ah)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
'Cause I'm not ready tonight

Ooh ah
Noooo!!!
A "head" is what the U.S. Navy and Marines call a toilet.

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annin garden - November 22, 2021 - Report this comment
why would anyone want to touch you?

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