-> "Lousy Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Last Christmas"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Lousy Christmas"
The Lyrics
Uh, ooh, woah, ah
Lousy Christmas
I gave you my fist
But the very next day you gave it away (You gave that away)
This year
To run from fears
I'll give it to someone dumb (Dumb)
Lousy Christmas
I gave you my fist
But the very next day you gave it away (You gave that away)
This year
To run from fears
I'll give it to someone dumb (Dumb)
Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye
Ask me hater
Do you recognize me?
Well, it's been a year
It doesn't surprise me (Merry Christmas)
I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I hate you"
I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you punched me now
I know you'd fool me again
Lousy Christmas
I gave you my fist
But the very next day you gave it away (You gave that away)
This year
To run from fears
I'll give it to someone dumb (Dumb)
Lousy Christmas
I gave you my fist
But the very next day you gave it away (You gave that away)
This year
To run from fears
I'll give it to someone dumb (Dumb)
Ooh, ooh, my foot
Ooh
A crowded room
Friends with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you
And your soul of hatred
My God, I thought you were
Someone to rely on. Me?
I guess I was a shoulder to draw on
A drawing on a wall with a fire in his mind (Gave you my fist)
A man under cover but you push me away
Oooh, ooh, now I've found a real fight you'll never fool me again
Lousy Christmas
I gave you my fist
But the very next day you gave it away (You gave that away)
This year
To run from fears
I'll give it to someone dumb (Dumb)
Lousy Christmas
I gave you my fist
But the very next day you gave it away (You gave that away)
This year
To run from fears
I'll give it to someone dumb (Dumb)
A drawing on a wall with a fire in his mind (Gave you my fist)
A man under cover but you push him away
Maybe next year I'll give it to someone
I'll give it to someone dumb
Dumb, someone, someone dumb
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