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Song Parodies -> "Wake Me Up Before I Go-Go"
Original Song Title:
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Wham!
Parody Song Title:
"Wake Me Up Before I Go-Go"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Too...much...toilet humor...bottled-up inside...pressure...building...got...inspiration...from...Cookie-man's WHAM! parody...must...let...go...must...let...GO...AHHHHhhhhh!....now...must click "PROCESS" button to flush..."click"....FLOOOOOSSSSHHHH........
(Shitterbug)
(Shitterbug)
(Shitterbug)
(Shitterbug)
You put the boom-boom into my fart
You set my hole on fire when my shovin' starts
Shitterbug fecally gapes
Playin' Wang Chung's dung as my pee-poo escapes
But something's bugging me
Something ain't right
The brown sheets tell me
What I did last night
Left me sleeping
In our bed
Butt was leaking
So you should've woke me up and said -
Hey wake up, before you go-go
'Cause leaving poop in the bed is a no-no
Hey wake up, before you go-go
I don't want your piss again to hit that thigh
Hey wake up, before you go-go
'Cause our bed isn't your commode, oh-no-no
Hey wake up, before you go-go
Use the toilet tonight
Don't wanna hit that thigh (no, no wa-ay!)
(Shitterbug)
(Shitterbug)
I gotta go - get outta my way!
( hey! hey! )
I made it just in time, diarrhea sprayed
Fart ignites with indigo flame!
( flame! flame! )
Lift seat - spray in it - flush it down the drain
But I'm not crazy
I'm no fool
I'm just lazy
'bout dumpin' my stool
C'mon baby
Let's not fight
Rubber sheets will
Keep everything all dry all night
Wake me up, before I go-go
'Cause leaving poop in the bed is a no-no
Wake me up, before I go-go
I don't wanna piss again and hit that thigh
Wake me up, before I go-go
'Cause our bed isn't my commode, I know-ho
Wake me up, before I go-go
Blast that porcelain white
Don't wanna hit that thigh (no, no wa-ay!)
( instrumental )
Cuddle up baby
Move in tight
Rubber pants? There's no need to-night!
I've no doubt dear,
There's no need to dread!
Take a chance -
Butt-plug me instead!
(Shitterbug)
Wake me up, before I go-go
'Cause leaving poop in the bed is a no-no
Wake me up, before I go-go
I don't wanna piss again and hit that thigh
Wake me up, before I go-go
'Cause our bed isn't my commode, I know-ho
Wake me up, before I go-go
Wearin' De-pends to-night
Don't wanna hit that thigh (no, no wa-ay!)
Wake me up before I go-go
Don't you dare to leave me drowning in a pool o' cocoa!
Send me dash-ing!
(boom-boom-BOOM!)
(Shitterbug)
(Shitterbug)
(Shitterbug)
You put the boom-boom into my fart
You set my hole on fire when my shovin' starts
Shitterbug fecally gapes
Playin' Wang Chung's dung as my pee-poo escapes
But something's bugging me
Something ain't right
The brown sheets tell me
What I did last night
Left me sleeping
In our bed
Butt was leaking
So you should've woke me up and said -
Hey wake up, before you go-go
'Cause leaving poop in the bed is a no-no
Hey wake up, before you go-go
I don't want your piss again to hit that thigh
Hey wake up, before you go-go
'Cause our bed isn't your commode, oh-no-no
Hey wake up, before you go-go
Use the toilet tonight
Don't wanna hit that thigh (no, no wa-ay!)
(Shitterbug)
(Shitterbug)
I gotta go - get outta my way!
( hey! hey! )
I made it just in time, diarrhea sprayed
Fart ignites with indigo flame!
( flame! flame! )
Lift seat - spray in it - flush it down the drain
But I'm not crazy
I'm no fool
I'm just lazy
'bout dumpin' my stool
C'mon baby
Let's not fight
Rubber sheets will
Keep everything all dry all night
Wake me up, before I go-go
'Cause leaving poop in the bed is a no-no
Wake me up, before I go-go
I don't wanna piss again and hit that thigh
Wake me up, before I go-go
'Cause our bed isn't my commode, I know-ho
Wake me up, before I go-go
Blast that porcelain white
Don't wanna hit that thigh (no, no wa-ay!)
( instrumental )
Cuddle up baby
Move in tight
Rubber pants? There's no need to-night!
I've no doubt dear,
There's no need to dread!
Take a chance -
Butt-plug me instead!
(Shitterbug)
Wake me up, before I go-go
'Cause leaving poop in the bed is a no-no
Wake me up, before I go-go
I don't wanna piss again and hit that thigh
Wake me up, before I go-go
'Cause our bed isn't my commode, I know-ho
Wake me up, before I go-go
Wearin' De-pends to-night
Don't wanna hit that thigh (no, no wa-ay!)
Wake me up before I go-go
Don't you dare to leave me drowning in a pool o' cocoa!
Send me dash-ing!
(boom-boom-BOOM!)
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OOO...this would be a perfect parody for someone around here that doesn't like poo, pee, etc. This kind of sets the tonr for the day. Good parody, Johnny! 5's
Giggling...cringing...giggling some more. I love you, Johnny! 5s...
Gross! I love you too.
That was truly incredible Johnny! Also thanks for the shout out! 555! This song hits a little to close to home becasue it actually happend to my wife......LMAO!!!!
Yo, man -- dat's da shiznit.
We warned you! Too funny, as usual, Johnny! Rod says 555 flushes ought to do it.
That song deserved your parody! I'm not going to DUMP on it, though. Great job!
This one, though grosser than I usually like, had me rolling on the floor! Perfect Parody!
DKTOS, but this is flush with funniness.
buttloads better than the original
2000. (that's 2 GROSS!) 534.
OMG LOL 555! Great job!
Thank you, everybody!
Adagio: Well said! I'm certainly not going to let some Anti-Poo-Parody-Party-Poopers spoil my fun when I come up with a really stupid parody idea that makes ME laugh --- besides, they're just stroking their own pitiful egos by proudly showing-off their disdain for humor that celebrates a vital aspect of our precious human bodies.
Arwen: Sister, I love you too!
Ashkicksass: Love you too, Sister-Kicksass!
Cookie-man: Does your wife know what you just shared with the entire planet? LOL!
Lee O. Jay-Z: Word! Rhymes with...
The Butt Plug Police: Tell Rod he can take the plug out now. I did not just write that preceding sentence which I just wrote.
Mari D: But you could perhaps give it a ride to the "transfer station"!
TJC: I hope you weren't rolling in anything the rest of us wouldn't want to roll in!
JB: A Flush beats a Full-Outhouse in Five Card Dump.
alvin: Your comment says a pantload.
Agrimorfee: You, sir, are an HONORABLE MAN. My reply to Adagio's comment does not include people like you, who honestly comment and sign their names to their comments --- I would never in a million years expect everybody in the world to think poop can be a funny topic, but it's my ongoing hope that people who dislike aspects of a parody will leave a comment along with their name, without fear of "reprisal" or any bull-poop like that. Thanks again, Agrimorfee, you are totally cool!
Jack: Kind of like the "other end" of your grub-parodies, eh?
Adagio: Well said! I'm certainly not going to let some Anti-Poo-Parody-Party-Poopers spoil my fun when I come up with a really stupid parody idea that makes ME laugh --- besides, they're just stroking their own pitiful egos by proudly showing-off their disdain for humor that celebrates a vital aspect of our precious human bodies.
Arwen: Sister, I love you too!
Ashkicksass: Love you too, Sister-Kicksass!
Cookie-man: Does your wife know what you just shared with the entire planet? LOL!
Lee O. Jay-Z: Word! Rhymes with...
The Butt Plug Police: Tell Rod he can take the plug out now. I did not just write that preceding sentence which I just wrote.
Mari D: But you could perhaps give it a ride to the "transfer station"!
TJC: I hope you weren't rolling in anything the rest of us wouldn't want to roll in!
JB: A Flush beats a Full-Outhouse in Five Card Dump.
alvin: Your comment says a pantload.
Agrimorfee: You, sir, are an HONORABLE MAN. My reply to Adagio's comment does not include people like you, who honestly comment and sign their names to their comments --- I would never in a million years expect everybody in the world to think poop can be a funny topic, but it's my ongoing hope that people who dislike aspects of a parody will leave a comment along with their name, without fear of "reprisal" or any bull-poop like that. Thanks again, Agrimorfee, you are totally cool!
Jack: Kind of like the "other end" of your grub-parodies, eh?
You really got your sh!t together on this one!555
Thanks TTP!
Shitterbug! Ha ha ha ha (plop)...oh dear...555
Thanks KR!
I didn't like it. Sorry. :(
That's okay, aoid, not everybody finds this kind of thing funny. Thanks for stopping by. :)
Reminds me of piles of poo I had to put up with on my bad fur day!
I'LL SEE YOUR ASS IN COURT, YOU F**KIN' POTTYMOUTH!
This is a wonderfully incontinent parody! 5's
Almost as funny as the ``White Room'' , lots of nasty shit-riddled humor , but once again , the kind I adore. Only problem is , this is one of those repitive songs , so It the same lyrics drag a bit. But I can't blame you , I had the same problem with ``Take me out with Han Solo''
It could've been funny if George Michael sang that parody
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