I'm tryin' my best here to be pretty fair
But you're real pesky with the way you stare
At my food, get the hint: I won't give you my chips
You said that you weren't hungry, du-u-ude
I'm not sharin' all my lunch with you

At first it was sneaky, laughed off as a joke
You only felt hungry when I ordered my own
Bu-ut way too many times you want to have what is mine
Ev'ry damn date, you know that it's true
End up sharin' all my lunch with you

You always te-ell me we'll split the bill together
And yes, you're still ri-i-ight, but listen plea-ease
If we had pla-anned this right from the start, I'd never
Want to throw food in your face, see-ee

Just make a choice: either get your own damn main course
Or tell me that you wanna share not after, before
I'd be fine with that, right, no-o "not hungry-y" shite
Cause you'll guilt-trip me like you a-a-always do-o-o
I hate sharin' all my lunch
Won't be sharin' all my lunch
Sick of sharin' all my lunch wi-ith you

You-ou swear you-ou're starvin'? Said you felt full befo-o-o-ore
Sick of lies from you, right, so I say this to-onight:
No more ea-eatin' to-ogethe-e-e-er, you're so ru-u-ude
Cause this sharin' of my lunch
Is a big pain in the butt, prick
No more sharin' all my lunch with you
No food
For you-ou