Verse 1

A few bean burritos, is all that we shared
You spotted salsa, that said, "Try...if you dare"
And you tried to resist adding fire to the mix
But now your heartburn's churning through
And there's pain inside Uranus too...

Verse 2

You've got indigestion, won't leave you alone
My friends try and tell you, find some simethicone
But each time you try, you just break down and cry
Cause that Pepto just ain't gonna do...
While there's pain inside Uranus too...

bridge-

You used to tell me, you had an iron stomach
That gave you the right...to eat beans
You're now a patient, just waiting for the Doctor
The Doc-Tor of Proc-To-Lo-Gy!

verse 3

You'd better be ready, when he walks through the door
Gonna send up the camera, gonna make you real sore...
And the sight...is a fright...
Man, your colon ain't right
Gotta send this hose the whole way through!
'Cause there's pain inside your butt...
Yes, there's pain inside your butt...
Yes there's pain inside Uranus too!

No other doctor...would ever do this job!
Cause this sight...is a fright...
Gonna be here...all night!
Gotta run this hose the whole...way through!
'Cause there's pain inside your butt
Yes, there's pain inside your booty
Yes there's pain inside Uranus too!
Pee-yooo!
Pee-yooo!