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Song Parodies -> "On the Throne Again II (Short Version)"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"On the Throne Again II (Short Version)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I think I did this toilet humor once before, a long time ago.
On the throne again
Just can't seem to make this crapping end
Read every book and mag including Motor Trend
Shouldn't have taken so many laxatives!

On the throne again
It's much more than just passing wind
Beats the hell out of five days constipation
But now I wish the running would just end!

On the throne again
Used up the tp and all the tissue supplies
Now down to napkins
Hoping that this rumbling in my ass will go away
Dear Lord I pray, give me faith in aspirins*!!!
* aspirins cause constipation, just like opiates!
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John Lomain - June 20, 2016 - Report this comment
A royal flush
Rob Arndt - June 20, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks "John" ;-)

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