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Song Parodies -> "I Could Never Love You"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Always Love You"

Original Performer:

Witney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"I Could Never Love You"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

I COULD NEVER LOVE YOU

I just can’t stay,
I need to go and be on my way.
You tried your best, but failed the test,
There’s nothing more to do or to say…

As I could never love you,
I could never love you.

I have loved lots of men,
But you won’t be one of them.
So long, this was wrong,
I’m sure you know that it could never be.

As I could never love you,
I could never love you.

I wish you well, I really do,
I can tell, you’re feeling blue,
But you’ll feel better soon.
I hope you’ll understand
That we were not meant to be,
And the truth is this,
I’m not in love,
Not with you,
I could never love you.

For I could never, never love you,
I could never love you,
I could never love you,
I could never love you.

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