The R(evolution) is over. The cats won. Dogs have owners. Cats have servants. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Back in the olden biblical times cats were worshipped as Gods and humans were pussywhipped. Since then we've come full circle because with childless catladies now taking charge of the World (or so we're told) it seems to have passed right over every cougarloving rightleaning man's tailboner that both the word "childless" and the word "ladies" are totally superfluous in that organizational chart. Cats straight up reign supreme once again, and maybe it's just me but I think that maybe both bible thumping republicans and tuna taco loving liberal lesbians should pet their peeves aside on this and agree to give them felines a good licking before they reset the Earth to flat and shellfishly start pushing us primitive humans over the antediluvian edge.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.

© Peter Andersson. (This time I had more fun writing the intro than the actual parody, I hope you enjoyed it too).