Do yourself
A big fat favor, dude
While you're living like a moocher
Screw yourself
Into the attitude
Of a happy former loser

Touch yourself
Tune in, for goodness sake
Blue and blue, that's not the only way

Snake, snake yourself
Just wiggle till you wake
To a new repose

Boner is the only part
Boner is the only part
That's makin' you a
Loner in an EZ Mart
Boner is the only part

Say you don't want to muff it
You've pulled boners before
Choke it now
The monster with one eye
Got you jerkin' like a pony

You choose yourself
No, not for ego's sake
There is a reason that you're lonely
Feel yourself
The answer's in your reach
Who says you can't sew your seed

Boner is the only part
Boner is the only part
That's makin' you a
Donor of a smokin' part
Boner is the only part

Boner is the only part

Suffer no indecision
Just because of all (boner is the only part)
The giant boners you have pulled in the past
Grab your pole and make a wish
For the biggest fish (boner is the only part)
The master baiter makes the catch -- yeah, yeah

[guitar solo]

Boner is the only part
Boner is the only part
That's makin' you a
Phoner with a credit card
Boner is the only part

Boner is the only part
Boner is the only part
That's makin' you a
Stoner with a shopping cart
Boner is the only part

Boner is the only part

Sooner or later each erection
Will construct a stronger part (boner is the only part)
It will elate, it will inflate
It will blow you off the chart, so (boner is the only part)

Just believe that you will get off
Just receive it you will get off (boner is the only part)
Just conceive it you will get off
Just achieve it, just relieve it (boner is the only part)