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Song Parodies -> "Stoner With A Lonely Heart"
Original Song Title:
"Owner Of A Lonely Heart"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Yes
Parody Song Title:
"Stoner With A Lonely Heart"
Parody Written by:
Genius in Maine
The Lyrics
As South Park's Mr. Mackey would say, "Drugs are bad, mmkay." This expresses that viewpoint in a different way (though the first-person part could be sung by him). Anyway, this one is not autobiographical.
Hurts himself
He always smokes a joint
Never thinking of his future
Harms himself
It is the choice he makes
Though he'll always be a loser
Stones himself
He is the mess he makes
His brain died - and that's only the start
Knocks - knocks himself
With every puff he takes
He will never know
Stoner with a lonely heart
Stoner with a lonely heart
(And soon he'll be a)
Stoner with a cold dead heart
Stoner with a lonely heart
Say - you don't want to do it
You've seen it all before
Watch him now
He's getting really high
His liver's shot, one and only
You - save yourself
No, not just for your sake
There's no way you should be lonely
Stoner with a lonely heart
Stoner with a lonely heart
(And soon he'll be a)
Stoner with a cold dead heart
Stoner with a lonely heart
(Stoner with a lonely heart)
After my own addiction
Life confused me so
(Stoner with a lonely heart)
Others said never get off this stuff at all
In the end you've got to know
Think before you use
(Stoner with a lonely heart)
Or just do not use it at all - no no
Stoner with a lonely heart
Stoner with a lonely heart
(And soon he'll be a)
Stoner with a cold dead heart
Stoner with a lonely heart
(Stoner with a lonely heart)
Sooner or later each incision
Will tell us what stopped his heart
(Stoner with a lonely heart)
And then that night
You'll see the light
(Stoner with a lonely heart)
And then a new life will start
Don't disobey your health at all
Don't disobey your health at all
(Stoner with a lonely heart)
Don't disobey your health at all
Just don't do it
He always smokes a joint
Never thinking of his future
Harms himself
It is the choice he makes
Though he'll always be a loser
Stones himself
He is the mess he makes
His brain died - and that's only the start
Knocks - knocks himself
With every puff he takes
He will never know
Stoner with a lonely heart
Stoner with a lonely heart
(And soon he'll be a)
Stoner with a cold dead heart
Stoner with a lonely heart
Say - you don't want to do it
You've seen it all before
Watch him now
He's getting really high
His liver's shot, one and only
You - save yourself
No, not just for your sake
There's no way you should be lonely
Stoner with a lonely heart
Stoner with a lonely heart
(And soon he'll be a)
Stoner with a cold dead heart
Stoner with a lonely heart
(Stoner with a lonely heart)
After my own addiction
Life confused me so
(Stoner with a lonely heart)
Others said never get off this stuff at all
In the end you've got to know
Think before you use
(Stoner with a lonely heart)
Or just do not use it at all - no no
Stoner with a lonely heart
Stoner with a lonely heart
(And soon he'll be a)
Stoner with a cold dead heart
Stoner with a lonely heart
(Stoner with a lonely heart)
Sooner or later each incision
Will tell us what stopped his heart
(Stoner with a lonely heart)
And then that night
You'll see the light
(Stoner with a lonely heart)
And then a new life will start
Don't disobey your health at all
Don't disobey your health at all
(Stoner with a lonely heart)
Don't disobey your health at all
Just don't do it
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Not meant to be funny, but meaningful. I applaud your effort. This song may not have been funny or meant to be, but the message is clear and for that it deserves all fives.
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