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Song Parodies -> "No to Lean Meat"
Original Song Title:
"Zestfully Clean"
Original Performer:
Zest Soap Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"No to Lean Meat"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Fat has an effect on how meat taste. Lower the fat content, less taste the meat will have. If you want steak with flavor, don't go lean. But if you want to lose weight then...your choice.
No to lean meat
Tasted like wheat
Want something flavorful
Real meat will make you full
Lean lacked good taste
It's such a waste
Rather eat paste
Regular food
Taste so good
Oh!
Tasted like wheat
Want something flavorful
Real meat will make you full
Lean lacked good taste
It's such a waste
Rather eat paste
Regular food
Taste so good
Oh!
Okay...the last part sounded kind of orgasmic.
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Vacuum cleaner setting, if you want the ultimate steak, have T-bone done medium-rare. Mmmmmm!
a Meat parody? ...5s!
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