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Song Parodies -> "Too Many Beans"
Original Song Title:
"Zestfully Clean"
Original Performer:
Zest Soap Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Too Many Beans"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Sharding...more than just awkward, it's not a good feeling.
Too many beans
Made my butt sing
It got me all bloated
And my pants got coated
It's smelly
Really stinky
Now it's sticky
Pants now unclean
It really...
Smells...
Made my butt sing
It got me all bloated
And my pants got coated
It's smelly
Really stinky
Now it's sticky
Pants now unclean
It really...
Smells...
No amount of Beano can help.
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I say you boys had enough
You said it.
what a gas! no really, it's the $#!^! 5s
And this will be the next commercial for Bush's Baked Beans! Maybe not. 5's
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