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Song Parodies -> "Creepy 'Stache"
Original Song Title:
"Sleeping Bag"
(MP3)Original Performer:
ZZ Top
Parody Song Title:
"Creepy 'Stache"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
The creepy moustache. You know what I'm talking about. This bloke apparently didn't...
It's too warm for my beard to fully grow in
But I feel naked with a hairless chin
Thought that I had found some good middle ground
Simply found that I'm slap bait now
No-one likes my creepy 'stache
Please don't mind my creepy 'stache
Thought I would stand out stark from these other types
A goatee is too obvious, soul patch ain't my style
Ev'ryone is flinchin' and I don't know why
Thought John Waters was a popular guy
Seems his type's a creepy 'stache
It looks like a creepy 'stache
May ask if I'll change it, that's not in the plan
Simpler to maintain when it's one thin line, man
I'm not doin' anythin' that's worth the ball kicks
Oh, not any worse than my standard "close stare" schtick
May not like my creepy 'stache
But I like my creepy 'stache
But I feel naked with a hairless chin
Thought that I had found some good middle ground
Simply found that I'm slap bait now
No-one likes my creepy 'stache
Please don't mind my creepy 'stache
Thought I would stand out stark from these other types
A goatee is too obvious, soul patch ain't my style
Ev'ryone is flinchin' and I don't know why
Thought John Waters was a popular guy
Seems his type's a creepy 'stache
It looks like a creepy 'stache
May ask if I'll change it, that's not in the plan
Simpler to maintain when it's one thin line, man
I'm not doin' anythin' that's worth the ball kicks
Oh, not any worse than my standard "close stare" schtick
May not like my creepy 'stache
But I like my creepy 'stache
And don't forget to smile!
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In Sweden it's called a "Tango Mustasch", as in Tango the dance - I'm not sure about the origin beyond that since it dates back to before my time.
I thought that by the end of the song he was going to agree to change it and end up with a Hitler stash instead. Love John Waters though and this was great!
Indeed, John Waters always looks like he just grabbed a pencil and etched his in.
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