It's now lunchtime
Everybody's getting into line
What will they eat?
I really hope that they get some meat
I'm looking out at every table, oh man,
And everybody's drinking from a soda can

Bad breath, cavities
You sure don't want either of those things
Fat feet, fat chin
They lower your lifespan and that's a sin
Do this for me, I'll be your biggest fan
Find something else to drink besides a soda can

Whole milk, fruit juice
Those are both much better drinks to choose
Water works too
It's clear here, in pools it's blue
Go run right outside, get yourself a nice tan
I'm really proud you said no to that soda can!