Tighty whities, covering my seat
Tighty whities, they're really quite a treat
I wear them openly and show off my waistbands
Hanes, Jockey, Fruit of the Loom and all the other brands, oh yeah

Tighty whities, no boxer shorts instead
Tighty whities, I wear them while in bed
They're really soft and comfy and feel good next to my skin
Every time I put them on I give myself a grin, oh yeah

Tighty whities, more than good enough
Tighty whities, see them on my duff
I like the fly fronts on my tummy and the waistbands, too
I like all the different stripes in black and red and blue

And they're mine, all mine, oh yeah
And they sure are fine
Gotta have 'em, gimme somethin' now