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Song Parodies -> "Gimme All Your Money"
Original Song Title:
"Gimme All your Lovin'"
(MP3)Original Performer:
ZZ Top
Parody Song Title:
"Gimme All Your Money"
Parody Written by:
Eliminator Rider
The Lyrics
It's obscene that so many thieves are ripping people off in the name of the LORD. All you have to do is write to a post office box in Pueblo, Colorado and you can be a certified minister! Ain't that great, no theological training like the 'mainstream' religions do, no taxes to pay, you fill up those stadiums (call them megachurches) and you can SELL any idea and you'll get the crowds of sheep to do what you say - like PAY a 'love offering'. Money, influence, fame, notoriety, materialism, sex sex sex - it's the 666!!!! Ah YEAH!
I sell the Son of God
My church is a stadium
You got to fill it up
I have a mansion and a big yacht
Gimme all your money
And your teenage daughters too
Gimme all your money
Don't let up until you're broke
We have our summer camps
Where we take their virginities
If they tell on us
We will only deny it all
Gimme all your money
And your teenage daughters too
Gimme all your money
Don't let up until you're broke
You got to buy our books
And read them like a screwball dope
Give us a check or cash
Put in an envelope
Gimme all your money
And your teenage daughters too
Gimme all your money
Don't let up until you're broke
My church is a stadium
You got to fill it up
I have a mansion and a big yacht
Gimme all your money
And your teenage daughters too
Gimme all your money
Don't let up until you're broke
We have our summer camps
Where we take their virginities
If they tell on us
We will only deny it all
Gimme all your money
And your teenage daughters too
Gimme all your money
Don't let up until you're broke
You got to buy our books
And read them like a screwball dope
Give us a check or cash
Put in an envelope
Gimme all your money
And your teenage daughters too
Gimme all your money
Don't let up until you're broke
REAL theologians like Pope Francis, Martin Luther King, Desmond Tutu, Mother Teresa, Dalai Lama WALK THE WALK. Talking the talk isn't enough. Remember the 'Promise Keepers' BS sensation? Remember Osama bin Laden or David Koresh? I believe in God, but these charlatans make ALL religions look terrible.
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