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Song Parodies -> "Blind date blew (from the introductory)"
Original Song Title:
"Dipping low (in the lap of luxury)"
Original Performer:
ZZ Top
Parody Song Title:
"Blind date blew (from the introductory)"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
I'm so old I remember what dating was like before they invented social media, dating apps and online snooping beforehand.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
I dined a blind date girl - but I wish I had not
She had two left feet - and she would spittle a lot
Blind date blew, from the introductory
On course two, hurt herself on cutlery
Now I'm a phobic square - but those hermaphrodites
Yeah, they should tell it - so one could bid goodnight
Blind date blew, I could tell that cursory
God might know, what's behind her shrubbery
And as the night went down - she said we should swing by
Back to her apartment - for changeover and some pie
Blind date blew, I'm not into buggery
Blind date blew, is the tale in summary
She had two left feet - and she would spittle a lot
Blind date blew, from the introductory
On course two, hurt herself on cutlery
Now I'm a phobic square - but those hermaphrodites
Yeah, they should tell it - so one could bid goodnight
Blind date blew, I could tell that cursory
God might know, what's behind her shrubbery
And as the night went down - she said we should swing by
Back to her apartment - for changeover and some pie
Blind date blew, I'm not into buggery
Blind date blew, is the tale in summary
© Peter Andersson.
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