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Song Parodies -> "Santa's Hos (Pimps the Pole economy)"
Original Song Title:
"Dipping low (in the lap of luxury)"
Original Performer:
ZZ Top
Parody Song Title:
"Santa's Hos (Pimps the Pole economy)"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Merry Christmas early decoration season everybody!
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
He goes around the world, and he gives away stuff
When accounting bleats, he will just have them rebuffed
-We'll get dough, from the Pole economy
-When my Hos, shake their elven treasury
And when they strip onstage, they'll be juggling it right
Yeah, man you know it, elf bods are firm and tight
Santa's Hos, and they're not Rule 33
Girls you'd plough, but that has a package fee
Now as the naughty goes down, the sleigh goes home in style
Wallets dried volcanic, from the horny elfophiles
Santa's Hos, are the World's best treasury!
Santa's Hos, pimps the Pole economy!
When accounting bleats, he will just have them rebuffed
-We'll get dough, from the Pole economy
-When my Hos, shake their elven treasury
And when they strip onstage, they'll be juggling it right
Yeah, man you know it, elf bods are firm and tight
Santa's Hos, and they're not Rule 33
Girls you'd plough, but that has a package fee
Now as the naughty goes down, the sleigh goes home in style
Wallets dried volcanic, from the horny elfophiles
Santa's Hos, are the World's best treasury!
Santa's Hos, pimps the Pole economy!
© Peter Andersson.
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