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Song Parodies -> "Striking blow (Santa's shot for burglary)"
Original Song Title:
"Dipping low (in the lap of luxury)"
Original Performer:
ZZ Top
Parody Song Title:
"Striking blow (Santa's shot for burglary)"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
In just twelve lines on Christmas, the saddest story ever told!
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
He goes around the world, to each palace and hut
With for kids some treat; a lump of coal or a yacht
Through the snow, Santa always came to me
But you know, this year also the police
Now when he got down here, it was dark an' at night
Yeah, when he broke in, my dad was drunk and blight
Santa's Ho, caught him when he stood to pee
In one go, Santa's shot for burglary
Now paramedics got down, and set an IV high
Everyone then panicked, cos right there Santa he died
Striking blow, to all North Pole factories
Daddy mowed, the whole Elf economy
With for kids some treat; a lump of coal or a yacht
Through the snow, Santa always came to me
But you know, this year also the police
Now when he got down here, it was dark an' at night
Yeah, when he broke in, my dad was drunk and blight
Santa's Ho, caught him when he stood to pee
In one go, Santa's shot for burglary
Now paramedics got down, and set an IV high
Everyone then panicked, cos right there Santa he died
Striking blow, to all North Pole factories
Daddy mowed, the whole Elf economy
© Peter Andersson.
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