Song Parodies -> "Heart Shaped Can"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp Dressed Man"

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Original Performer:

"Heart Shaped Can"

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The Lyrics

short skirt...tall shoes
you know what i'm attracted to
real cute...behinds
nice rear ends just blow my mind
i start droolin' when i see skin-tight pants
cause every guy crazy 'bout a heart shaped can

gold thong...tiny thing
i get dizzy when i see hips swing
hot pink...long limbed
butts that poke out...i don't like 'em thin
i start droolin' and i get out of hand
cause every guy crazy 'bout a heart shaped can

strip shows...nice stats
they don't hire 'em if they're old and fat
great shapes...frim butts
lookin' sharp and drivin' me nuts
i start droolin' when i see a girl dance
cause every guy crazy 'bout a heart shaped can

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AFW - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment

Sexy and snappy....I'd give you heart shaped fives..If I knew the graphics.

Leo Jay - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment

Heh -- when I saw the title, I thought it was about valentines chocolates packaged in a tin box or something. Great stuff.

John Barry - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment

Great rhyming and pacing. 5s

alvin rhodes - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks AFW leo and john

Rick C - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment

Heh, heh! good one alvin. I can just picture the video of this song, with your twist thrown in. Woulda been nice to see....5s

Arwen - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment

I totally feel like I should be offended by the whole objectification of women bit...but then I realized that I love the attention that being such an object gives me...; ) That, and that the parody was hilarious...5s...

John Lomain - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment

I like big butts and I cannot lie! 5's

alvin rhodes - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks rick arwen and john

Johnny D - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment

So Alvin, if it's a Heart Shaped Can, then what does CPR stand for? 5's

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