-> "Hurl Breakfast"
Original Song Title:
"Pearl Necklace"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hurl Breakfast"
The Lyrics
I'm really upset with TV again,
They don't put on the shows I like.
Some jerk is chewing bugs
The girl beside him shrugs
Cause she ate a horse rectum last night!
Livin' on an island, voting who to throw away.
Callin' it "Survivor," this is all I have to say:
It makes me hurl breakfast!
I need to hurl breakfast!
I gotta hurl breakfast!
They get a charge out of being so weird,
More than just passing strange.
Censors let 'em bring
And try most anything
Just this side of deranged.
"Marry me, I'm rich!" (Not really, life's a bitch you see!)
And they top it with the gall of callin' it "reality"!
It makes me hurl breakfast!
I need to hurl breakfast!
I gotta hurl breakfast!
Might as well accept it's gonna be around.
They seem to have the magic touch.
Lay down some stupid rules,
Then find a bunch of fools -
It really don't cost 'em that much.
Push the envelope, let's see how much the world will stand!
How long before we see a real authentic "Running Man"?
It makes me hurl breakfast!
I need to hurl breakfast!
I gotta hurl breakfast!
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