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Song Parodies -> "Tree Top Man"
Original Song Title:
"Sharp Dressed Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
ZZ Top
Parody Song Title:
"Tree Top Man"
Parody Written by:
Warren Baker
The Lyrics
Chapter 4: Learning of her beloved's rejection by her sister, Babe throws herself into writing a tell-all book about her life, her true love, and her harlot sibling. Below is an excerpt from her recent appearance on Orca, er, Oprah.
Loose shirt, huge shoes
You stay away from my titanic dude
Big axe, big swing
He can make you silly sing
The ho’s gunning from Detroit to Japan
Cause beasty babes are bully for my Bunyan man.
Pink wig, high end heels
He is gentle, but it likes it real
Long walks, big grin
When he is smilin’ he’s gonna make you spin
I do love him, even though it’s been banned
This babe is kind of crazy bout her tree top man
Top tart, top rat
She’s really ugly, and she’s big and fat.
Fat fins, blue slug
Cold and hard, payin’ for love
My sister Nessie’s got a new garden tan
That Scottish skank was schlepping with a canned yam man.
You stay away from my titanic dude
Big axe, big swing
He can make you silly sing
The ho’s gunning from Detroit to Japan
Cause beasty babes are bully for my Bunyan man.
Pink wig, high end heels
He is gentle, but it likes it real
Long walks, big grin
When he is smilin’ he’s gonna make you spin
I do love him, even though it’s been banned
This babe is kind of crazy bout her tree top man
Top tart, top rat
She’s really ugly, and she’s big and fat.
Fat fins, blue slug
Cold and hard, payin’ for love
My sister Nessie’s got a new garden tan
That Scottish skank was schlepping with a canned yam man.
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really funny
These stories are turning EPIC, and FUNNY!!!
I'm already bidding for the film rights to this whole gigantic series. ;D
The saga of Bunyan continues! Now that's another tale of BIG LOVE!! Nessie's one BBW (Big Beautiful Woman)...or should I say BBM (Big Bad Mama)! (I know that Nessie's a loch ness, but just adding humor). I can never find a man who's a large, ruggedly handsome man, that I know for sure! It's all good and 5's for ya!
That tell-all book was rushed to press in record time, good job. LOL at Scottish skank, 555.
PN- Thanks, it was fun to write.
MS- Maybe it should be called the Tall Tales of the Taboo Trysts?
OMR- Fox is considering it under the working title "Tall Woodsmen with Large Axes and the Species that Love Them."
CMM- Glad you're enjoying the serial. More milk?
BJ21- I swear, just about all the lines fell out of my head after reading yesterday's Nessie. Thanks again for the inspiration!
MS- Maybe it should be called the Tall Tales of the Taboo Trysts?
OMR- Fox is considering it under the working title "Tall Woodsmen with Large Axes and the Species that Love Them."
CMM- Glad you're enjoying the serial. More milk?
BJ21- I swear, just about all the lines fell out of my head after reading yesterday's Nessie. Thanks again for the inspiration!
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