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Song Parodies -> "Insurance Man"
Original Song Title:
"Sharp Dressed Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
ZZ Top
Parody Song Title:
"Insurance Man"
Parody Written by:
Wild Child JIN
The Lyrics
Well, should I take out a parody insurance policy on this song? LOL!! ;-D
Smooth talk, bad policies,
Just how they bilk us for every penny.
Fancy suit, briefcase,
I guess it’s time to cut to the chase.
In their business all their plans are a scam,
Is why I really get angry at an insurance man.
Doing things, by their books,
Not bad for a bunch of well-paid crooks,
Don’t care, bout’ your health,
Just how much they can save of their wealth.
What do you expect all their plans are a scam,
That’s why I really get angry at an insurance man.
They love, client disputes,
Getting on our case seems to suit the suits.
Takes our pay, gives us dirt
Takin’ it all, even our shirt’s!
Well can you blame me all their plans are a scam,
Is why we should get angry at an insurance man.
Just how they bilk us for every penny.
Fancy suit, briefcase,
I guess it’s time to cut to the chase.
In their business all their plans are a scam,
Is why I really get angry at an insurance man.
Doing things, by their books,
Not bad for a bunch of well-paid crooks,
Don’t care, bout’ your health,
Just how much they can save of their wealth.
What do you expect all their plans are a scam,
That’s why I really get angry at an insurance man.
They love, client disputes,
Getting on our case seems to suit the suits.
Takes our pay, gives us dirt
Takin’ it all, even our shirt’s!
Well can you blame me all their plans are a scam,
Is why we should get angry at an insurance man.
I love to read the fine print! Just sign on the bottom line... ;-)
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'Insuring' you get good marks for this one...
Sounds like most of the President's recent speeches (5-5-5). ;D
Really original idea 555
So, that explains how they got the name "COBRA"! They're all a bunch of dangerous snakes! You are now covered with 5 life, 5 dental, and 5 medical insurances with this one!
I am beginning to think that we've got someone that visits this site that has absolutely NO idea on how to vote for people's parodies!
I am not referring to any of you that voted 5,5,5 for me, just the one who voted 2,3,4! :-[
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